💬 Best/Worst Forum Mafia Quotes - No self-quoting or you're super cringe!!!

[Wazza]

@Litten

I need to walk dogs

@Wazza

I am dogs

@Wazza

what a weird statement

@Litten

I need to walk you

midway through a super important discussion about who the demon was in botf xxvii

[ElizaThePsycho (Willow)]

@Amelia

So much skill

Headhunter moment

[YoubutWorse]

@tutuu

fire towncase by tutuu

[orangeandblack5]

okay that’s incredibly based for a scum member to do

good work @tutuu you get the orangeandblack5 seal of approval

[tutuu]

[Amelia]

heart-wrenching

@Daeron

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[May]

@Jane

I also got a vig as prize and shot Porscha

@Brakuren

Well I killed Porscha so that answers ur question

@neil_the_eel

i killed porscha with my nya nya uwu gun

@Selkie

i killed porscha

@Jinrou

i shot porscha

a. i was bored
b. she was playing awfully
c. i had a math blast waiting

@Baudib1

Gm.

I too shot Porscha. Wow!

@an_gorta_slanktai

i think it’s time to confess i shot porscha

@Jane

FAM4 if everyone shot Porscha

@katze

OK I ADMIT IT I SHOT PORSCHA OK i fucking shot porscha and it breaks my heart when i seesomeone else claim it or anyone commenting on her flip i just want to be townclear and put a heart in my profile linking to her flip a

@Dum

Nah yall tripping i shot proscha after tracking them into the NK n1, im a tracker conditional vig

@Meuh

I killed Porscha bee tee dubs

I’ll take the bait

[Atlas]

(in music league thread)

@Ash

Atlas, you can’t like my deleted posts.
That’s gotta be illegal.

@ElizaThePsycho

wrong!

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@Ash

Binge-watched all of Fate:Zero today.
It is good.
Like, really friggin’ good.
I would trust Gen Urobuchi with literally anything at this point.

@YoubutWorse

This belongs in the music league section of the forum imo

@Ash

I hate you all.

[Atlas]

i dont care if you think im cringe i’m not the main subject

@May

Litten am I gullible
Nya

@Litten

Yeah nya

@May

Atlas am I gullible
Nya

@Atlas

…
um, wait
may, i just remembered something

@May

Nya?

@Litten

Nya?

@Atlas

you know gaslighting isnt a real word, right
you kept saying it in the cookie thread like 2000 posts ago

@Litten

Gaslighting isn’t a word nya?

@May

Yeah but it’s funny to say
Nya

@Atlas

…no
is it something your friends told you.

@May

It’s pop psychology but it’s funny to say
Nya

@May

FUCK YOU
Nya

@May

I JUST GOT IT
Nya

@Atlas

theres the answer to your question

[Atlas]

bonus

@Kiiruma

But she posted in responce to a replacement thingy

@Kiiruma

Also yall can tell I’m on mobile or else I’d never type response with a fucking c

@Atlas

its not spelt “response”
its “responce”
you got it right the first time

@Kiiruma

It… is?
If so then I’m crazy

@Atlas

yes it is
its just like how gaslighting isnt a real word

@Kiiruma

You heck.
If I didn’t think that Brak (Soon to be Marissa) was the primary flagbearer… I’d murder ya for that smh

@Atlas

um
what

@Atlas

did
did you not know that

@Kiiruma

Response is how it is spelled though…?

@Atlas

…that was a joke
but gaslighting isnt a real word

@Kiiruma

Yeah fair. Ok, I thought I was crazy for a second

@Atlas

mhm
its just something a lot of people tell their friends to make fun of them so i used it as an example

[Magnus]

You don’t have to be cruel in order to be evil…

[Atlas]

@Chomps

nya “P-Please sacrifice humanity for me and ill k-kiss you with my tentacly mouth, baka.” purr

[orangeandblack5]

what the fuck did I just walk in on

[orangeandblack5]

you know what?

no

[orangeandblack5]

banned

all of you are banned

go to bed

[Jonathan_Sims]

@orangeandblack5

what the fuck did I just walk in on

@orangeandblack5

you know what?

no

@orangeandblack5

banned

all of you are banned

go to bed

[Marshal]

@lilith

@tutuu

Im not breaking the deal im just saying

Fmpov ishmael is lock godfather. Lowkey mechanically)

anyways THERE WAS NO DEAL NO ONE WAS MAKING YOU DO ANY OF THAT!!! you just bottomed your way into losing a game of mafia

fuck it. We bringing back best quotes, this was electric

[Marluna]

@tutuu

@tutuu

silly read but this “wow” sounds believable to me hahah

like this post just sounds legit to me. marluna read the OP and was surprised and perhaps slightly unhappy about this and posted about it. would be different if wolf (and she was genuine) (obviously you lie as wolf i know). im trying to explain. idk if what im doing has a lot of sense

i think … i think wolf marluna and wolves in general dont think to write this post. like they’re … a bit more defensive in stances, in what they say

god communicating is so hard. i wanna convey a thought but putting it in words is so difficult. i hate how difficult it is

i let this thought marinate and i feel better about it. this post is basically like marluna is like a customer shopping at a supermarket and she’s turning her nose up at the selection of bread. she doesn’t like them, she’s used to another selection. for her, this is a decrease in quality of bread. its genuine. to me. i think, its genuine. people dont think to lie about this. and the lie … is …

GAH THIS SOUNDED SO MUCH BETTER IN MY HEAD I SWEAR I FEEL LIKE THIS IS SO MUCH BIGGER BUT I CANT EXPLAIN IT

ok listen. so basically like this. “if marluna is mafia, she knows that she would stand out on this. “why do you want example rolecards marluna? are you mafia?””. is something she would know would be coming her way

she is unphased

ok this is actually a different reason now. ill roll with it

“too wolfy to be a wolf” would be a very reductive way of explaining what im trying to explain

basically, marluna cares about example rolecards in the OP because it’s important for her to follow a standard. she is representing being unphased at the possibility of standing out and acting like an obvious wolf who wants those example rolecards to fake claim. and that self-representation looks believable to me. i believe her tone / content / demeanor around that post

i think this explanation sounds much better. okay im happy now

backstory: I had really little presence in game. (I was in extreme pain → extremely busy → extremley ill in this order. The only reason I wasn’t replaced, cuz hosts didn’t find any backup.) I was literally moments away just doesn’t caring about the game anyome and vanishing into MIA, but then I saw this post, based on a literal sidenote I made earlier and I decided, that he doesn’t deserve to lose because of my inactivity. (we were both town, so his read in this was an uninformed correct read, btw.) And in my opinion we didn’t lost that game because of me.
SO thanks @tutuu again to keep at least my spirit for the game.