💬 Best/Worst Forum Mafia Quotes - No self-quoting or you're super cringe!!!

[Arctic]

gorta amogus

@Italy

gorta just tied me to a chair, put a gun to the back of my head, decided not to, set me free, turned the safety off, handed me the gun and tied himself to the chair

wholesome crich

@CRichardFortressLies

Can we agree that no matter who wins, that we had fun and there are no hard feelings?

@CRichardFortressLies

Tbf I’d rather lose while being a good sport than win and being toxic.

[Frostwolf103]

Well Crichard isn’t wrong there.

[Silviu200530]

Go CRich, you go man, be wholesome like your buddy Silviu

[Hippopablompoyeetus]

From u posting this i just realised crich was town in FaM wtf

[Frostwolf103]

Town Day 5 on FAM 2

[Vulgard]

Worst:

@catbae

I bedded (・`ω´・) a c-c-catboy wast nyight, I pwefew my seduction t-to be appwied in weaw wife whewe i-it has intwinsic vawue, even OwO if said vawue is hedonyistic by design.

And I knyow it’s steweotypicaw fow someonye ÚwÚ t-to boast UwU of theiw sexuaw accompwishments in an onwinye boawd, but it’s twue. I have a cewtain capacity fow seduction daiwy, at home I appwy that t-to mafia, abwoad I appwy that t-to the x3 wocaw bishounyen (who looks at you awe quite kawaii and sugoi desu nye). boops your nose
starts twerking

Best:

@catbae

@sulit

you guys have really reminded me why I disliked this game dude, i really don’t want to be in the thread 24/7 nor did I plan to be when I joined, im trying to have a nice dinner with my family.

maybe i’m just a monster at heart but AtE posts like this heighten my urge to kill

The worst post and the best post I’ve seen in a while, both from the same player and on the same day.
Bonus points for Sulit actually being a wolf as well.

[Litten]

think you have them reversed

[Trochilidae]

the poor little meow meow supports catboy superiority

[Litten]

I’ve changed my mind

[Trochilidae]

you fool

[Vulgard]

@nightingale

@Marshal sure i think crich is towny enough for now
i def want to re-evaluate later game but nya

@Marshal

He unfortunately seems kinda like the type that will live a while if he’s town and being townleaned.

But I also think that like if it s d3 or so there will be some scenario or situation that clears him if town

@Dark_Joycat

Remaining Villagers

CRichard

[Litten]

@Marluxion

It has happened before
I have DONE IT before as scum to save a partner in heat

Here

[orangeandblack5]

@LASERpointer

@Marshal

It’s even effecting my (less cool non laser shooting) mom

I mothered a mafinya member. If only Roe v Wade wasn’t overturned
<_<

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@Italy

@Kiiruma

IDK if it is silent or what.

@Dark_Joycat

LAUNCH SEQUENCE INITIATED

i don’t think it is

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@Hippopablompoyeetus

There is a lot of negativity in thread right now and I just want to say it is all being directed poorly because you are ALL wonderful beautiful people. Instead of getting angry at each other we need to face our common enemy: Kyubey.

Now I want to begin this by saying I hate rumours and unconfirmed gossip but I think there is a very real and genuine possibility that Kyubey is actually the antichrist. Again, this isnt a smear campaign, I am just asking questions and I want that to be clear. These are some of the questions we should be asking.

Where was Kyubey when the Corona Virus started? I certainly don’t know where they were and if they can confirm they weren’t in Wuhan planning the whole thing.

Where was Kyubey when Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assassinated leading to WW1? I’ve never seen Kyubey even mention there whereabouts at the time.

Has anyone ever seen Judas and Kyubey together? I think not.

Where was Kyubey when the dinosaurs got wiped out? I personally know Kyubey has no respect for life, human or otherwise, and it is AWFULLY convenient no one can place them during the MURDER of the dinosaurs.

Eventually these sort of instances stop becoming “coincedences” which we can ignore and form part of a larger pattern of corruption, evil, and immorality.

I argue it is our responsibility, nay, duty, to force Kyubey to face the consequences of their actions and everyone they have hurt.

[katze]

@Kanave

yeah she’s still town, i dont think a mafia member would be so suspicious

i didnt forget @Kanave i bet u felt safe didnt u

[Kanave]

i did ;-;

worst part is she was mafia aaaaaa

[Zorvo]

@Chloe

marl is a mod again (unfortunately)

Must be bribing.

[Silviu200530]

It’s lies and sandals!

[Vulgard]

@Dark_Joycat

LAUNCE SEQUENCE INITIATED

launce

[Trochilidae]

did i never notice that

[Magnus]

It’s funnier because launce is an actual word. It means sand eel.