💬 Best/Worst Forum Mafia Quotes - No self-quoting or you're super cringe!!!

[Whysper]

This is a continuation of Best/Worst Forum Mafia Quotes from Forum of Lies.

Best/Worst Forum Mafia Quotes

[InsanityUwU]

[8/13] Risky Light Game: Featuring Rain

/uninformed spectator to change to informed spectator because I hate uninformed spectator but eli was previously bullied for trying to be informed

[8/13] Risky Light Game: Featuring Rain

so you hate solving the game? well i guess that adds up

[Amelia]

[Game Thread - ENDGAME 2/17] The 'Supa Mario' Sorcerer17 - Mafia Wins

I’m very glad town won its first game on this site Sets a good example for future generations

[Game Thread - ENDGAME 2/17] The 'Supa Mario' Sorcerer17 - Mafia Wins

Sorry just got back from the methadone clinic and misread title good job town you played yourselves

Town summarized

[Arctic]

[Game Thread - ENDGAME 2/17] The 'Supa Mario' Sorcerer17 - Mafia Wins

Look at how you’ve reacted to being pushed. It’s not villagery at all. In fact, it’s pretty close to how women reacts to being pushed if I recall correctly.

women are not villagery

(ftr this was a typo due to autocorrect and leafia meant to say “wolves”)

[Amelia]

How has this not been posted yet

BotF I.I - Hand of Darkness - Good wins

here here this was the best thing the entire game i had to hold back laughter during class and almost started crying bc this entire interaction was so funny to me

[CRichardFortressLies]

We need more good quotes.

[Marshal]

@CRichardFortressLies

We need more good quotes.

look at this quote i found
classic crichard

[Whysper]

Lots of good stuff from the Word-Match Misc, but this sequence is probably the best overall.

First the Chloe roast by Squirrel.

Then followed up by Chloe’s reactions.

Word-Match Misc - Team Teal (Arete and Vulgard) Win!!!

LMAO akwujhawdbkjahwd [image] ily squirrel and dat

Word-Match Misc - Team Teal (Arete and Vulgard) Win!!!

[image] i read the rest i no longer love u squirrel

[Intensify]

good moment

@Blizer

I shield Gorta, and i will die on this hill

there you go dum, now someone is shielding a slot

@Aelin

Hey Blizer
If you had to describe the color yellow (but, like, an ugly orange-yellow) with a few short words what would it be
You can’t use the words “yellow”, “orange”, “orange-yellow”, “yellow-orange”, or “ugly” or any variation thereof

@Blizer

I cant say

im red-green color blind

@Aelin

FUCK

@Aelin

Now I can’t even ask you what color your role card is

@Blizer

LMAOOOOO

get fucked by my disability

@Aelin

sobs in defeat

[Intensify]

Also certified Gorta moment

@Dum

hard claiming evil lord day 1, never rescinding

@Gorta

@dum don’t tell people who you do the fealty thing on

@Host_Account_1

Picking a New King

• At the start of day 2 and every day phase after a king dies, a king election takes place. There will not be an election if there are 4 or less players alive.
• When the king dies a 12 hour period starts. In this, players may vote in their class PM for who they want to become the next king.
• Voting for execution may take place simultaneously. If a majority execution takes place before the end of the 12 hour period, the election instantly resolves.
• Whoever receives the most votes in this period will be crowned king. If votes are tied, a king election will be held the next day to determine it.

@Host_Account_1

At the start of day 2

Lord literally does not have Fealty

[CRichardFortressLies]

Enemy Within (Deus Ex 5) 10/18 - Town/NSF Victory

Blizer’s effort level kinda drop after the bus. Might just be busy due to weekdays, but its something worth noting.

Scum slips exist after all.

[Arctic]

@Isolde

I still wanna believe Geyde’s Will is real and we got 4 confirmed town but a man can’t prove what can’t be provable at the given moment.

GGhana and Hippo are my main suspects and I can see GGhana making it.

@Isolde

Ok so I think Wazza is the serial killer.

The word “hella” when I searched was only done by Wazza in a previous game.
In the Will the word “low impact” was used twice and there was a game that Wazza used an alt in and in that game he also used that exact wording.
In that same game the word “notion” was used just like the Will had it. Although Geyde has said that word more and Arctic said it once in Dicey Dungeons, Wazza saying it twice in his 1 “Alt” game is concerning.
Guess who also said the word “inheritance” just like the will. That’s right! Wazza again. (Arctic said it in Chair as well.)

If you guys don’t believe me look the words up yourself, if the will is fake and done by SK then Wazza is SK, I’ll vote Wazza now.

@Isolde

Hmm the straight word Village has been used by Wazza 2 times and Arctic a whooping 6 times.

@Isolde

I didn’t find anything where someone says the word “sticks out” but I found Arctic saying “stick up your ass” in 2 different games and 1 being this one.

@Isolde

For the word “approach” I get Blizer twice.
First time I got Blizer.

@Isolde

Arctic uses the word “impact” twice in this game.

@Isolde

Yeah honestly from my conclusion it can’t actually be Hippo or GGhana anymore they have to both be town because like if that isn’t Geyde making that will then SK is literally: Arctic, Wazza or Blizer.

@Isolde

Arctic also made an actual Dots in that one post just like the will

when you are the serial killer because you said the word “village” and used an ellipsis

[JakeTheWolfie]

“Wazza Speaks English, And Geyde’s Will Was Written In English, Therefore Wazza Scumb.”

[Chloe]

@FPSers

[Chloe]

@LeafiabutWorse

Also, the way that Arete just jumped onto my wagon sucks balls. They can be scum and if I’m right on scum being on my wagon, it’s likely them. /vote TeamSlightlyPolish @Oyashiro-sama

@LeafiabutWorse

You are right about one thing at least. Your wolfplay is usually a lot different than this when you’re a wolf. So how about we get idrc out and go from there if he flips v? I’m between it being either you or him at the moment. /vote idrc @Oyashiro-sama

For once, I’m going to trust YBW’s judgement on something.

@LeafiabutWorse

It’s the exact same way I felt in Poisonous too admittedly when I was a villager so I’m not surprised. I am convinced that if I get executed and idrc is a villager as well, then the wolvesl win.

@LeafiabutWorse

You can hammer idrc if you want cat. I don’t think there’s much more to talk about after all.

@TheBirdsAndABee

@LeafiabutWorse please say something else really polarizing either way pls

@LeafiabutWorse

Okay. Cheeseburger.

@LeafiabutWorse

Just hammer idrc now cat so we don’t have to risk another day of this game.

@LeafiabutWorse

I am and I’m not an fing wolf here. Think about it. I was exactly this way in my last villager game! Why wouldn’t I just unwaveringly want idrc dead if I was the last wolf? Me being wolf here makes no bloody sense! I should be lock v right now if you think about it for more than a second! Look at how idrc is acting and tell me a villager acts that way!

leafia godtier for surviving to f3 after posting stuff like this
honestly their whole iso is a goldmine but i cant quote 699 (nice) posts

[Arctic]

the most powerful wolves are ones whose towngames allow them to get away with stuff like this

[Arctic]

@LeafiabutWorse

He wouldn’t have selfhammered L ike that if hf really believed that my slot was dcum. I don’t know what idrc was doing at EoD.

@LeafiabutWorse

I doubt it. People would’ve been more willing to listen had they not selfvoted. Why would they snapvote if both me and them were tied and they believed I was scum? That mskes no srnse whatsoever.

@LeafiabutWorse

I think it’s obvious idrc still townread me aside from that paranoia and didn’t want me to be the execution for D3, so he hammered himself to stop me from being misexed.

Summary

@LeafiabutWorse

yea imma be real idk wtf leafia is talking about idrc scumread us and died so that wed die

[Arctic]

completely unrelated bangers

@BioHazard

what does pkr mean lol bc i googled it and it came up as organised crime in Pakistan lmfao

@lol

gorta always does the same stuff he says hello says he will read maybe posts a read or two leaves comes back says hello says he will read says he was busy gaming leaves says hello says he will make some reads leaves says hello says he will make some reads leaves dies

[Arctic]

@Kiiruma

Isolde, you get to vote twice mostly because I believe you’re incorrect often and so this balances it out. And yet also I was figuring that you might be able to use both votes on the same wagon. IDK why I have faith in you. But I do

[katze]

@katze

@2Wolves1Hydra

I’m not opposed to a wolf being hammered or on the cusp of being so.
Since I don’t think town would hammer it early and I don’t think others would voluntarily claim wolf there.
So you’re right, I didn’t unvote and I acknowledged it was L-1.
I don’t regret it at all

also kat told me this post is “chad af” and it probably always comeps from tlown

-c

tfw you post on your main in a hydra game while pretending to be your hydra partner

(surprised nobody has posted this here yet)