💬 Best/Worst Forum Mafia Quotes - No self-quoting or you're super cringe!!!

[Intensify]

good moment

@Blizer

I shield Gorta, and i will die on this hill

there you go dum, now someone is shielding a slot

@Aelin

Hey Blizer
If you had to describe the color yellow (but, like, an ugly orange-yellow) with a few short words what would it be
You can’t use the words “yellow”, “orange”, “orange-yellow”, “yellow-orange”, or “ugly” or any variation thereof

@Blizer

I cant say

im red-green color blind

@Aelin

FUCK

@Aelin

Now I can’t even ask you what color your role card is

@Blizer

LMAOOOOO

get fucked by my disability

@Aelin

sobs in defeat

[Intensify]

Also certified Gorta moment

@Dum

hard claiming evil lord day 1, never rescinding

@Gorta

@dum don’t tell people who you do the fealty thing on

@Host_Account_1

Picking a New King

• At the start of day 2 and every day phase after a king dies, a king election takes place. There will not be an election if there are 4 or less players alive.
• When the king dies a 12 hour period starts. In this, players may vote in their class PM for who they want to become the next king.
• Voting for execution may take place simultaneously. If a majority execution takes place before the end of the 12 hour period, the election instantly resolves.
• Whoever receives the most votes in this period will be crowned king. If votes are tied, a king election will be held the next day to determine it.

@Host_Account_1

At the start of day 2

Lord literally does not have Fealty

[CRichardFortressLies]

Enemy Within (Deus Ex 5) 10/18 - Town/NSF Victory

Blizer’s effort level kinda drop after the bus. Might just be busy due to weekdays, but its something worth noting.

Scum slips exist after all.

[Arctic]

@Isolde

I still wanna believe Geyde’s Will is real and we got 4 confirmed town but a man can’t prove what can’t be provable at the given moment.

GGhana and Hippo are my main suspects and I can see GGhana making it.

@Isolde

Ok so I think Wazza is the serial killer.

The word “hella” when I searched was only done by Wazza in a previous game.
In the Will the word “low impact” was used twice and there was a game that Wazza used an alt in and in that game he also used that exact wording.
In that same game the word “notion” was used just like the Will had it. Although Geyde has said that word more and Arctic said it once in Dicey Dungeons, Wazza saying it twice in his 1 “Alt” game is concerning.
Guess who also said the word “inheritance” just like the will. That’s right! Wazza again. (Arctic said it in Chair as well.)

If you guys don’t believe me look the words up yourself, if the will is fake and done by SK then Wazza is SK, I’ll vote Wazza now.

@Isolde

Hmm the straight word Village has been used by Wazza 2 times and Arctic a whooping 6 times.

@Isolde

I didn’t find anything where someone says the word “sticks out” but I found Arctic saying “stick up your ass” in 2 different games and 1 being this one.

@Isolde

For the word “approach” I get Blizer twice.
First time I got Blizer.

@Isolde

Arctic uses the word “impact” twice in this game.

@Isolde

Yeah honestly from my conclusion it can’t actually be Hippo or GGhana anymore they have to both be town because like if that isn’t Geyde making that will then SK is literally: Arctic, Wazza or Blizer.

@Isolde

Arctic also made an actual Dots in that one post just like the will

when you are the serial killer because you said the word “village” and used an ellipsis

[JakeTheWolfie]

“Wazza Speaks English, And Geyde’s Will Was Written In English, Therefore Wazza Scumb.”

[Chloe]

@FPSers

[Chloe]

@LeafiabutWorse

Also, the way that Arete just jumped onto my wagon sucks balls. They can be scum and if I’m right on scum being on my wagon, it’s likely them. /vote TeamSlightlyPolish @Oyashiro-sama

@LeafiabutWorse

You are right about one thing at least. Your wolfplay is usually a lot different than this when you’re a wolf. So how about we get idrc out and go from there if he flips v? I’m between it being either you or him at the moment. /vote idrc @Oyashiro-sama

For once, I’m going to trust YBW’s judgement on something.

@LeafiabutWorse

It’s the exact same way I felt in Poisonous too admittedly when I was a villager so I’m not surprised. I am convinced that if I get executed and idrc is a villager as well, then the wolvesl win.

@LeafiabutWorse

You can hammer idrc if you want cat. I don’t think there’s much more to talk about after all.

@TheBirdsAndABee

@LeafiabutWorse please say something else really polarizing either way pls

@LeafiabutWorse

Okay. Cheeseburger.

@LeafiabutWorse

Just hammer idrc now cat so we don’t have to risk another day of this game.

@LeafiabutWorse

I am and I’m not an fing wolf here. Think about it. I was exactly this way in my last villager game! Why wouldn’t I just unwaveringly want idrc dead if I was the last wolf? Me being wolf here makes no bloody sense! I should be lock v right now if you think about it for more than a second! Look at how idrc is acting and tell me a villager acts that way!

leafia godtier for surviving to f3 after posting stuff like this
honestly their whole iso is a goldmine but i cant quote 699 (nice) posts

[Arctic]

the most powerful wolves are ones whose towngames allow them to get away with stuff like this

[Arctic]

@LeafiabutWorse

He wouldn’t have selfhammered L ike that if hf really believed that my slot was dcum. I don’t know what idrc was doing at EoD.

@LeafiabutWorse

I doubt it. People would’ve been more willing to listen had they not selfvoted. Why would they snapvote if both me and them were tied and they believed I was scum? That mskes no srnse whatsoever.

@LeafiabutWorse

I think it’s obvious idrc still townread me aside from that paranoia and didn’t want me to be the execution for D3, so he hammered himself to stop me from being misexed.

Summary

@LeafiabutWorse

yea imma be real idk wtf leafia is talking about idrc scumread us and died so that wed die

[Arctic]

completely unrelated bangers

@BioHazard

what does pkr mean lol bc i googled it and it came up as organised crime in Pakistan lmfao

@lol

gorta always does the same stuff he says hello says he will read maybe posts a read or two leaves comes back says hello says he will read says he was busy gaming leaves says hello says he will make some reads leaves says hello says he will make some reads leaves dies

[Arctic]

@Kiiruma

Isolde, you get to vote twice mostly because I believe you’re incorrect often and so this balances it out. And yet also I was figuring that you might be able to use both votes on the same wagon. IDK why I have faith in you. But I do

[katze]

@katze

@2Wolves1Hydra

I’m not opposed to a wolf being hammered or on the cusp of being so.
Since I don’t think town would hammer it early and I don’t think others would voluntarily claim wolf there.
So you’re right, I didn’t unvote and I acknowledged it was L-1.
I don’t regret it at all

also kat told me this post is “chad af” and it probably always comeps from tlown

-c

tfw you post on your main in a hydra game while pretending to be your hydra partner

(surprised nobody has posted this here yet)

[Arctic]

@Millium

as someone that doesnt like to solidify or lock in reads, I will say this, if jesus came down and told me leafia was town, I would not believe them

@Litten

the mental image of Jesus telling wisp that leafia is town and wisp asking Jesus if he’s a wolf with leafia is amazing

[Arete]

@Leafia

No it isn’t. Someone is either scum or town so every person the way I see it has a 50% chance to be scum and a 50% chance to be town at the beginning of the game.

[Frostwolf103]

[Frostwolf103]

[Litten]

They never said that it had to be a quote from THIS forum.

When a person takes their first step into the world of gambling, usually the stakes on the line are stakes of which the person sees no consequence in losing. This can be something like playing poker with friends over a packet of lollies or betting if a class gets cancelled over bragging rights. However this is only the beginning of when a person falls deep into the rabbit hole. Take someone going to the casino for the first time. That person is there to have a good time with some mates over a game of blackjack. The stakes are bragging rights and maybe a bit of loose change. Stakes here are inconsequential. However when they win a game of blackjack through a natural blackjack, dopamine is released and the person leaves the table wanting more than just loose change. So a week later he comes in and bets a couple hundred dollars on a game of bridge. They get lucky and walk out a few hundred dollars richer. The prospect of winning and thoughts of what happens if they bet more than just a few hundred dollars come to take over their thought process. This spiral trend keeps going on until the person decides to go all in of a couple grand over double Kings in blackjack. The dealer turns out got 21 and all of a sudden the man is left with a few thousand in the hole compared to when he went to gamble in the casino the first time with his mates.

This short excerpt only encompasses the dangers of gambling when there’s money on the line and when someone’s dopamine releases causes the person to not be able to think rationally. Gambling becomes extremely dangerous when the person is question becomes overzealous and bets on the alignment of a player in a game of mafia that they barely know of and are going off “the hunches”. That person in question would be ThePretender. Not only did he bet once on the alignment of WindwardAway (WwA) to be of mafia but he also bet three times on WindwardAway’s alignment, albeit the 3rd time was against WindwardAway being town AND winning simulataneously. This shows that one can get swept up in the moment and not play to the basics of gambling which is to hedge your bets. Nevertheless, ThePretender got swept in an irrational world of WwA being scum and had to pay the consequences of having to both write this very report as well as being stuck with an avatar chosen by @katze. Here it shows that betting for the sake of betting turns out to cause more problems than if one didn’t bet in the first place.

In the end ThePretender’s stakes were way more consequential than seen due to not only being forced to do certain things but having his pride and self-esteem crushed from a simple game of mafia. Gambling as shown can lead a player to make irrational decisions and go down a rabbit of hole of insurmountable debt and in worse cases make the person feel bad and regret all decisions that they have made to this point. This has been a report to show the dangers of gambling

[Frostwolf103]

Oh god… I am…excuse my language, amber heard

After receiving Trials and Tribulations role card of Dahlia Hawthorne

[Arctic]

@CRichardFortressLies

True I don’t see a world where Maxi sends you a meme if you were his partner. It would be a complete waste of time, as you’d be able to see it in scum chat.
Maxi therefore spews Alice as town. Stop tinfoiling Alice nerds.

@CRichardFortressLies

@Frostwolf103

Thats me

@Ranta

I can put 2 of your wolf reads into shotlist as compromise in case you [Alice] are town.

@Frostwolf103

Fuck no, remove alice from the list

@CRichardFortressLies

Bruh Alice is confirmed town.

Summary

@Dark_Joycat

Alice

Mercenary
‘ I shall attain all virtues of Heaven;
I shall have dominion over all evils of all of Hell
@h_hjasik ’
Mafia BBEG

The Fifth Ring (Passive) - During n0, you may pick any two Mafia players to have their roles swapped.

Legendary Action (Night) - Pick one of the following actions to perform. Each of them may only be used once.

• Phantom Simulacrum - You create a form of pure shadow, made from the spirit of the non-mafia player you have targeted. You will gain a 1-shot copy of an action they attempt to use tonight (if any).
• Godslayer’s Sword - Swing the blade of the heavens down, crashing without regard for friend or foe. A 1x3 section of the playerlist will be roleblocked provided that you provide accurate evidence for each of their roles.
• Revelation - You pray to the god of wisdom for guidance. Ask any yes/no question to the host. They will answer to the best of their ability.
• Infinite Essence - Cracks in reality begin to form as your target experiences all their possible existences across every timeline. The revelation, resulting in ego death, will leave them unable to use any of their unique abilities or passives for the rest of the game.

You win the game if no more threats to the Mafia exist or nothing can prevent that from happening.

[Frostwolf103]

…wait, so if Alice dies, I would die too?

What!?