💬 Best/Worst Forum Mafia Quotes - No self-quoting or you're super cringe!!!

[Chloe]

@LeafiabutWorse

Also, the way that Arete just jumped onto my wagon sucks balls. They can be scum and if I’m right on scum being on my wagon, it’s likely them. /vote TeamSlightlyPolish @Oyashiro-sama

@LeafiabutWorse

You are right about one thing at least. Your wolfplay is usually a lot different than this when you’re a wolf. So how about we get idrc out and go from there if he flips v? I’m between it being either you or him at the moment. /vote idrc @Oyashiro-sama

For once, I’m going to trust YBW’s judgement on something.

@LeafiabutWorse

It’s the exact same way I felt in Poisonous too admittedly when I was a villager so I’m not surprised. I am convinced that if I get executed and idrc is a villager as well, then the wolvesl win.

@LeafiabutWorse

You can hammer idrc if you want cat. I don’t think there’s much more to talk about after all.

@TheBirdsAndABee

@LeafiabutWorse please say something else really polarizing either way pls

@LeafiabutWorse

Okay. Cheeseburger.

@LeafiabutWorse

Just hammer idrc now cat so we don’t have to risk another day of this game.

@LeafiabutWorse

I am and I’m not an fing wolf here. Think about it. I was exactly this way in my last villager game! Why wouldn’t I just unwaveringly want idrc dead if I was the last wolf? Me being wolf here makes no bloody sense! I should be lock v right now if you think about it for more than a second! Look at how idrc is acting and tell me a villager acts that way!

leafia godtier for surviving to f3 after posting stuff like this
honestly their whole iso is a goldmine but i cant quote 699 (nice) posts

[Arctic]

the most powerful wolves are ones whose towngames allow them to get away with stuff like this

[Arctic]

@LeafiabutWorse

He wouldn’t have selfhammered L ike that if hf really believed that my slot was dcum. I don’t know what idrc was doing at EoD.

@LeafiabutWorse

I doubt it. People would’ve been more willing to listen had they not selfvoted. Why would they snapvote if both me and them were tied and they believed I was scum? That mskes no srnse whatsoever.

@LeafiabutWorse

I think it’s obvious idrc still townread me aside from that paranoia and didn’t want me to be the execution for D3, so he hammered himself to stop me from being misexed.

Summary

@LeafiabutWorse

yea imma be real idk wtf leafia is talking about idrc scumread us and died so that wed die

[Arctic]

completely unrelated bangers

@BioHazard

what does pkr mean lol bc i googled it and it came up as organised crime in Pakistan lmfao

@lol

gorta always does the same stuff he says hello says he will read maybe posts a read or two leaves comes back says hello says he will read says he was busy gaming leaves says hello says he will make some reads leaves says hello says he will make some reads leaves dies

[Arctic]

@Kiiruma

Isolde, you get to vote twice mostly because I believe you’re incorrect often and so this balances it out. And yet also I was figuring that you might be able to use both votes on the same wagon. IDK why I have faith in you. But I do

[katze]

@katze

@2Wolves1Hydra

I’m not opposed to a wolf being hammered or on the cusp of being so.
Since I don’t think town would hammer it early and I don’t think others would voluntarily claim wolf there.
So you’re right, I didn’t unvote and I acknowledged it was L-1.
I don’t regret it at all

also kat told me this post is “chad af” and it probably always comeps from tlown

-c

tfw you post on your main in a hydra game while pretending to be your hydra partner

(surprised nobody has posted this here yet)

[Arctic]

@Millium

as someone that doesnt like to solidify or lock in reads, I will say this, if jesus came down and told me leafia was town, I would not believe them

@Litten

the mental image of Jesus telling wisp that leafia is town and wisp asking Jesus if he’s a wolf with leafia is amazing

[Arete]

@Leafia

No it isn’t. Someone is either scum or town so every person the way I see it has a 50% chance to be scum and a 50% chance to be town at the beginning of the game.

[Frostwolf103]

[Frostwolf103]

[Litten]

They never said that it had to be a quote from THIS forum.

When a person takes their first step into the world of gambling, usually the stakes on the line are stakes of which the person sees no consequence in losing. This can be something like playing poker with friends over a packet of lollies or betting if a class gets cancelled over bragging rights. However this is only the beginning of when a person falls deep into the rabbit hole. Take someone going to the casino for the first time. That person is there to have a good time with some mates over a game of blackjack. The stakes are bragging rights and maybe a bit of loose change. Stakes here are inconsequential. However when they win a game of blackjack through a natural blackjack, dopamine is released and the person leaves the table wanting more than just loose change. So a week later he comes in and bets a couple hundred dollars on a game of bridge. They get lucky and walk out a few hundred dollars richer. The prospect of winning and thoughts of what happens if they bet more than just a few hundred dollars come to take over their thought process. This spiral trend keeps going on until the person decides to go all in of a couple grand over double Kings in blackjack. The dealer turns out got 21 and all of a sudden the man is left with a few thousand in the hole compared to when he went to gamble in the casino the first time with his mates.

This short excerpt only encompasses the dangers of gambling when there’s money on the line and when someone’s dopamine releases causes the person to not be able to think rationally. Gambling becomes extremely dangerous when the person is question becomes overzealous and bets on the alignment of a player in a game of mafia that they barely know of and are going off “the hunches”. That person in question would be ThePretender. Not only did he bet once on the alignment of WindwardAway (WwA) to be of mafia but he also bet three times on WindwardAway’s alignment, albeit the 3rd time was against WindwardAway being town AND winning simulataneously. This shows that one can get swept up in the moment and not play to the basics of gambling which is to hedge your bets. Nevertheless, ThePretender got swept in an irrational world of WwA being scum and had to pay the consequences of having to both write this very report as well as being stuck with an avatar chosen by @katze. Here it shows that betting for the sake of betting turns out to cause more problems than if one didn’t bet in the first place.

In the end ThePretender’s stakes were way more consequential than seen due to not only being forced to do certain things but having his pride and self-esteem crushed from a simple game of mafia. Gambling as shown can lead a player to make irrational decisions and go down a rabbit of hole of insurmountable debt and in worse cases make the person feel bad and regret all decisions that they have made to this point. This has been a report to show the dangers of gambling

[Frostwolf103]

Oh god… I am…excuse my language, amber heard

After receiving Trials and Tribulations role card of Dahlia Hawthorne

[Arctic]

@CRichardFortressLies

True I don’t see a world where Maxi sends you a meme if you were his partner. It would be a complete waste of time, as you’d be able to see it in scum chat.
Maxi therefore spews Alice as town. Stop tinfoiling Alice nerds.

@CRichardFortressLies

@Frostwolf103

Thats me

@Ranta

I can put 2 of your wolf reads into shotlist as compromise in case you [Alice] are town.

@Frostwolf103

Fuck no, remove alice from the list

@CRichardFortressLies

Bruh Alice is confirmed town.

Summary

@Dark_Joycat

Alice

Mercenary
‘ I shall attain all virtues of Heaven;
I shall have dominion over all evils of all of Hell
@h_hjasik ’
Mafia BBEG

The Fifth Ring (Passive) - During n0, you may pick any two Mafia players to have their roles swapped.

Legendary Action (Night) - Pick one of the following actions to perform. Each of them may only be used once.

• Phantom Simulacrum - You create a form of pure shadow, made from the spirit of the non-mafia player you have targeted. You will gain a 1-shot copy of an action they attempt to use tonight (if any).
• Godslayer’s Sword - Swing the blade of the heavens down, crashing without regard for friend or foe. A 1x3 section of the playerlist will be roleblocked provided that you provide accurate evidence for each of their roles.
• Revelation - You pray to the god of wisdom for guidance. Ask any yes/no question to the host. They will answer to the best of their ability.
• Infinite Essence - Cracks in reality begin to form as your target experiences all their possible existences across every timeline. The revelation, resulting in ego death, will leave them unable to use any of their unique abilities or passives for the rest of the game.

You win the game if no more threats to the Mafia exist or nothing can prevent that from happening.

[Frostwolf103]

…wait, so if Alice dies, I would die too?

What!?

[Arctic]

no she just vanillized you

[Vulgard]

@Maxi

wait is ur name based off of league

@Shending_Help

Yupp

@Maxi

im sorry bro i think i have to kill you then i dont condone league players

[Vulgard]

@Ranta

@Alice

@Alice

Emilia’s problems can be fairly easy to overcome though I’d say that this is borderline Certain Town.

@Ranta

Alice didnt get killed n1 so probably a wolf

@Alice

Don’t believe anything Emilia claims, tbh.

@Ranta

I think theres a deepwolf considering none of the common power players died up to D4

@Ranta

Common on list are eevee, alice, marl and marshal last one died N1 as town so.

@Ranta

Why is alice so high again?

@Alice

I’m at the point where we should just policy Emilia.

@Dark_Joycat

@Ranta has died!

Town Dreaming God DR Poisoner

@Dark_Joycat

Alice

Mafia BBEG

A tragic tale. F.

[Arctic]

@Marshal

Leafia:

Hey guys Atlas and Blizer and Chloe and eevee and epitau and Frostwolf and GGhana and illwei and Italy and Kiiruma and Luxy and Maxi and NANOOK and SirDerpsAlot and Wazza and Youbutworse and ZoneQ11 have all been kind of suspicious. That’s my PoE for now. Just a hunch

@Marshal

My magnum opus is complete

I’d say i’ve made pretty strong headway on this already

@Marshal

Well chloe you might think that at first but look at it like this
Everything @Hippopablompoyeetus says is pretty carefree
Really doesn’t seem like hes using his position that well if wolf
If he was mafia he’d probably be trying to get townread more to control the narrative
Not doing… whatever he is doing right now.
Take a look at where kat was that fake IC and how she used that role
On the other hand look at hippos play right now
Well the difference is pretty clear if you look at both games for a while
Night and day, if you ask me
Clearly he’s town and I’m willing to die on this hill
Or i’m wrong and this is all a waste lol
Eh you get nowhere without a bit of yolo. Trust me

Thank you to Marshal for having so many good posts

[Marshal]

I think by far my favorite part of this is that the leafiapost wolfteam was 15/16 villagers

[Frostwolf103]

At least Leafia is correct to assume 1 wolf in that PoE lol