💬 Best/Worst Forum Mafia Quotes - No self-quoting or you're super cringe!!!

[orangeandblack5]

@LASERpointer

@Marshal

It’s even effecting my (less cool non laser shooting) mom

I mothered a mafinya member. If only Roe v Wade wasn’t overturned
<_<

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@Italy

@Kiiruma

IDK if it is silent or what.

@Dark_Joycat

LAUNCH SEQUENCE INITIATED

i don’t think it is

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@Hippopablompoyeetus

There is a lot of negativity in thread right now and I just want to say it is all being directed poorly because you are ALL wonderful beautiful people. Instead of getting angry at each other we need to face our common enemy: Kyubey.

Now I want to begin this by saying I hate rumours and unconfirmed gossip but I think there is a very real and genuine possibility that Kyubey is actually the antichrist. Again, this isnt a smear campaign, I am just asking questions and I want that to be clear. These are some of the questions we should be asking.

Where was Kyubey when the Corona Virus started? I certainly don’t know where they were and if they can confirm they weren’t in Wuhan planning the whole thing.

Where was Kyubey when Archduke Franz Ferdinand was assassinated leading to WW1? I’ve never seen Kyubey even mention there whereabouts at the time.

Has anyone ever seen Judas and Kyubey together? I think not.

Where was Kyubey when the dinosaurs got wiped out? I personally know Kyubey has no respect for life, human or otherwise, and it is AWFULLY convenient no one can place them during the MURDER of the dinosaurs.

Eventually these sort of instances stop becoming “coincedences” which we can ignore and form part of a larger pattern of corruption, evil, and immorality.

I argue it is our responsibility, nay, duty, to force Kyubey to face the consequences of their actions and everyone they have hurt.

[katze]

@Kanave

yeah she’s still town, i dont think a mafia member would be so suspicious

i didnt forget @Kanave i bet u felt safe didnt u

[Kanave]

i did ;-;

worst part is she was mafia aaaaaa

[Zorvo]

@Chloe

marl is a mod again (unfortunately)

Must be bribing.

[Silviu200530]

It’s lies and sandals!

[Vulgard]

@Dark_Joycat

LAUNCE SEQUENCE INITIATED

launce

[Trochilidae]

did i never notice that

[Magnus]

It’s funnier because launce is an actual word. It means sand eel.

[orangeandblack5]

I was on my phone at work, in my defense

[orangeandblack5]

but yes it is really funny that nobody ever noticed that

gj human brain for filling in the blanks on that one

[Frostwolf103]

How

[Arctic]

you seriously went back and edited it just now lmao

[orangeandblack5]

of course

I didn’t edit out Vulgard’s quote of it or hide the edit but it’s something I’d much rather fix for a casual backreader

[Frostwolf103]

AI Upick Mafia GAME THREAD - ENDGAME - JOAKIM WINS

I gave the mafia their win And I take their lives.

[Silviu200530]

Amen

[Frostwolf103]

@Jaiden

why sign a contract when you can sign a marriage certificate

@Wazza

helluva boss is based

yes.

[Arctic]

wait what when was helluva boss mentioned in that game wtf

[Frostwolf103]

I made a meme in reply of Jaiden’s comment

[Vulgard]

@Gorta

last time I had d1 reads I got voted out d1, so I am hesitant to give reads d1

I understand the idea behind this, but this is still too funny.

[Vulgard]

@Jaiden

say someone commited vehicular manslaughter using a white mercedes benz due to their brakes giving out as magnus attempts to jaywalk, killing him. it is discovered that he is scum. who would that say the most about in this game, give a couple answers.

@lol

i would say me since i cannot drive but i also dont own a mercedes benz
there’s the possibility that i could steal it from somewhere, but i also live in a poor neighbourhood in the middle of nowhere so i dont see that happening

the rest of the players never go outside, so therefore there is no possibility of them to even come near a vehicle unless it crashed directly into their house

so it is infact a trick question, because magnus is a part of the players who would ‘‘never go outside’’ so there is 0 possibility that he even dies in the first place. which means he never flips any kind of role and following the schrodinger cat theory it means magnus doesn’t even exist