Suprise
Guys
I lied
I’m actually not the Hostess
I made wazza mad as the atheist
You were Vigormortis’d by the Storytellers.
for some reason in my head you were straight
I’m actually disappointed I wasn’t Cerenovus’d. I wanted to be mad I was the Dreamer.
I’M MAD
I’VE ALWAYS BEEN MAD
Nope just gay, like not even “swings both ways” I only swing one way
Come on I’m like literally the stereotype gay furry how did nobody see that coming
ok fair
night has been made mad that i am the storyteller
You know.
I considered making myself mad as the seamstress
Like actually just for 1 nanosecond I thought about it and immediately decided it was a bad idea because my only course of action would be to ragepost about being the seamstress then die
FRFR
you may have a boyfriend but consider this
i have a girlfriend
That is true.
That is true…
I still win because I have the tabbyslime gif
yeah but i have this one