BOTF XXVI: LIZARDS - EVIL WINS

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tru

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'm sick stop rubbing it in!!!

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the bucket war

the bucket war went on for months

wasnt it officially a few minutes?

oh damn

Fact: Meow meow meow meow meow nya purr

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I don’t think he’s a dude at that point

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yea, but some mutations are nuts, like the dude with like 2 rows of teeth

Fact: The longest time between two twins being born is 87 days.

tru?

yeah

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WRONG
ITS 90 days

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i got green eyes does that count

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its an actual coinflip omg

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But consider that the casino is run by Luigi under the jurisdiction the Mushroom Kingdom, so maybe Peach doesn’t care about protecting minors or Yoshis from the financial instability or addictive loop of gambling. Ergo, it isn’t illegal in game.

(In case it isn’t obvious, I’m arguing this stance for the sake of satire.)

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I have heterochromia so I win all eye colour posturing contests sorry