“If a man has intercourse with his uncle’s wife, he disgraces his uncle, and he and the woman will pay the penalty; neither of them will have children”
Any accidental innuendos I make are genuinely unintended. I am very much the “nerd who doesn’t understand” trope.
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WAIT WAIT WAIT
That wasn’t my intention
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oh you guys don’t know the weird and sexual parts of leviticus by heart?
Just wait until you hear the reason that you are supposed to burn certain bedsheets
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ARE YOU SURE?
I would never lie.
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No misinformation in the cookie thread, please
I said the name of a book and a random number
I SWEAR
some of you clearly didn’t grow up in classrooms with the bible as your #1 source of entertainment and it SHOWS
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I read that thing cover to cover there was nothing else to do
revelations goes hard btw. whoever wrote that was on TOP of their shit
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I swear I swear I promise I oath I forbode I PROMISE
That I didn’t KNOW that
I wanted to be a chemistgirl for a lil bit I liked mixing things together and having them explode. Can I be a chemistgirl
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Yeas
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I have never lied in my life, nor will I lie in the future, I am always honest and correct. Why would you doubt me?
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i am a chemical girl
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I have cleaning to do. Please do not be funny without me
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imma be real. the Old Testament is pretty ResidentSleeper. but the gospels is peak. and then Acts of the Apostles is such a good spin-off. And then all of pauls letters was a super cool easter egg for the deeper fans
All I know about the bible is what my nan tells me out of context when trying to convert me twice a year.
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