Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

i’m actually gonna do the math

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the first cookie thread came out (at the latest) january 29th 2017
it permanently locked on april 17th 2020
that is 3 years, 2 months and 20 days of cookie
the second came out (at the latest) april 17th 2020, the same day
and ended at june 30th 2020
that is 75 days.
i’m not gonna bother with the 3rd because xblade decided to finally gun the thread down

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happy Common Knotgrass day

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@May so there’s this manager at my store named Mercedes.

Knowing me, what do you think I call them?

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is this a riddle

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Solve the riddle Jaiden

That’s a funny joke.

uhh the written word
man?
a lie??
thats the answer to like 85% of riddles i think

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Come on, if you can get Yukai Young you can get this one

The doctor was his mom!

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[looks at camera]
newsflashgame.com!

may im not omniscient im just psychic
i get sleep deprived and lose 80% of my brain function just like the next guy

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Sounds like a skill issue to me

you cant heat up pasta be quiet

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Smh can’t even afford to hard cast omnicience

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I CAN I just choose not to. That’s worse

I’m omnipresent, does that count?

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Is that why you’re always given to me during christmas?

I don’t even know who you are.

smh wasn’t even present when I was born