Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

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#21387

May talk about how barbaric marshal is

#21388

It’s true. An otter pop is a whole full frozen otter impaled on a stick. They’re considered vegetarian because otters are legally fish in the eyes of the Catholic Church

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#21389

Barbarism begins at home - Smiths, The

#21390

What? No. Otters aren’t animals. They’re fish

#21391

Oh that’s fine then

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#21392

They live in the water

#21393

God said as long as it swims you can eat it on Friday

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#21394

But if they aren’t in the water, they aren’t fish anymore

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#21395

i want to be an otter

#21396

That’s why you freeze them. Ice is water

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#21397

I otter do my assignments tbh

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#21398

And why would that be :3

#21399

no you need to failmax

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#21400

But then they become ice fish not fish

#21401

Ice fish are fine to eat too

#21402

ill be honest i was just absent mindedly thinking “otters :)”

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#21403

Live footage of marshal trying to eat an otter https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LQXaewSnaf8&pp=ygUVcmFjb29uIGVzY2FwaW5nIHNoYXJr

#21404

im so innocent may,

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#21405

I am sorry for being so ruthless today

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#21406

(He is not sorry)

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