Town of Salem I think
Me socially deducing that my middle school best friend was definitely straight (she now writes indie music about how the girl she likes is definitely straight)
She would pretend to be a boy on Animal Jam to get a roleplay girlfriend I don’t know how on earth I came to that conclusion
WHERE
This is my favorite genre
She refuses to publish it because the girl listens to her music. Also I modified the story for comedic effect the girl she likes actually has a girlfriend
She’s “winni” on Spotify though
I have not ever listened to her music except when she was physically in the room showing it to me. I pretend I have, to be nice
But unfortunately I’m allergic to music unless I already know what the music is
it was supposed to be funny but it wasnt a joke
the game with me is that i act like everything i say is a part of the bit when in reality its 50/50 real
the joke is the idea of having a girlfriend at age 12
someone sounds like a lame 12 year old
i joined tos before my first breakup oh my god
i apologize to anyone who had the misfortune of interacting with me while i was in middle school
same
oh my god i didn’t mean to own you like that
no middle school me deserves it
i think my life would be a lot happier if all I had to worry about was eating sleeping and pooping
that is, assuming I had no knowledge of any of the luxuries I had now. I think I would be happy if I didn’t know there was anything else to life
like a dog
Arctic,
May.