Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

General
#22067

hi

#22068

Hello

#22069

The last person who executed me went on to become a contestant on the price is rice

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#22070

(They won an Eevee)

#22071

@tutuu im sorry for your loss i thought you would be the puppygirl here

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#22072

I have this to but the downside is that I worry immensely about everything happening in the present

#22073

Guess I will have to become a bitch (female dog) because girls donā€™t pee

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#22074

you should not have introduced me to these terms

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#22075

I have diseases such that if I worry about anything I pass out so I donā€™t actually spend much (conscious) time worrying

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#22076

built in automatic shutdown function

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#22077

This is misrepresentation for the sake of the joke. I donā€™t actually lose consciousness. Just dizziness and headache and weakness and such. Still usually means I get to remove myself from the situation :+1:

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#22078

Youknow when your computer freezes & you hold the power button down until it shuts off and you can reboot it and thereā€™s no problem anymore? Need someone to do that to me

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#22079

i need someone to do that to me but they donā€™t turn it back on again

#22080

But all of the problems wqill be gone

#22081

Got pomegranate tea and this shit just tastes like if you took the wine out of wine

#22082

the last cishet has fallen

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#22083

Really it was only a matter of time before Arctic became a puppygirl. The writing was on the wall

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#22084

I need a co host

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#22085

We never thought this far ahead

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#22086

I would volunteer but I arguably should not be volunteering for things when uh. Gestures to move-in date