Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

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#22667

Yea

Im 25

My parents were both stickman figures

Only grew fat after they had me

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#22668

I accidentally stole a candy from a child on 1st june because I wanted to snack on one more candy. And also stole a scarf from a second hand shop because I wanted to see the hype for it. Though I was pretty young and I also gave it away to my sister.

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#22669

when people leave stuff outside for collection i consider it every time

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#22670

Shoplifting is illegal and immoral unless you kinda want something and you don’t really feel like paying for it

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#22671

my mom told be top up sim cards were free and i took some and left one time. No. No they are not

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#22672

If you are homeless, just go to a restaurant and then don’t pay for your meals!

They’re going to gasp punish you with a roof over your head and 3 meals!

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#22673

illegal and breaks a commandment. ticks all my boxes

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#22674

fol meetup except we meet at a walmart and whoever steals the most wins the full spoils

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#22675

You can’t imprison me, I am balkan!

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#22676

i could be balkan if i wanted to

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#22677

FoLers shoplifting skills tier list

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#22678

may can i be balkan

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#22679

Bottom tier “calls the cops”’

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#22680

You can be whatever you want

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#22681

ACAB

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#22682

She said no

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#22683

may don’t listen to silviu

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#22684

Go to apple store

Steal iphone

Employee tries to stop u

Accuse employee of transphobia

Employee gets cancelled and loses job and wife and honor

Walk away with free iphone

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#22685

…whatever i want?

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#22686

Concerning

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