im like 6 feet tall sadly. i will kneel as to let may be taller as a sign of respect
1 Like
#girl was a prophecy
2 Likes
i’m a fake tumblrina i don’t even have the deranged mousegirl quote lodged permanently into my head
3 Likes
i could pick may up and hurl him around (lying)
2 Likes
Are you able to describe it (risk)
like obviously i knew it happened, and i was there for Destiel Day, and someone gaslighting everyone about Pirates of the Carribean for no reason, but still
1 Like
and obviously i was there for Goncharov. but like, i’m still a fake tumblrina
1 Like
This could’ve been a perfectly normal joke post but you had to go ahead and say mousegirl and make it sexual etc etc et al
OH I REMEMBER MOUSEGIRL
im a mousegirl (platonic)
You can just say “etc etc et al” every time you don’t remember something from a Tumblr post and then you reference another Tumblr post and snork mimimimi is a very good Tumblr post so you’re good
1 Like
they call them platonic solids because you cant fuck them or else
1 Like
saying all that the mousegirl thing was the funniest shit
one of the most succesful Kung Pow Penises in tumblr history
1 Like
its mays fault
may sent that to me 6 months ago and i dont thibk she knows how often i think about it
2 Likes
They call them platonic solids because you can’t fuck them or else!
1 Like
this post is why slumber entered my vocabulary