this is a line that lives in my head rent free
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Pathologic Invitational is one of the Great May Tragedies central to my mafia career (entirely avoidable tragedy) (skill issue)
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Walks up to distressed woman
Sheās worrying about everyone around her dying, saying womanās share is a hard lot
āManās share is harderā
Refuse to elaborate
Leave
Average guy at Home Depot
Replace dying with putting a fridge in a car
anyway weāre bachelorposting now. itās still the funniest shit whenever the Bachelor can say a random phrase in latin as a dialogue option and itās never the right option
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Iād prefer the racists, sexists, etc of the world to talk like Bachelor because at least then Iād be laughing while they try killing everyone I care about
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i have great news about the united kingdom of england, wales, scotland and northern ireland
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But then Iād have to go to Britain, which isnāt real
i think before you kill someone you should have to tell them a secret youve never told anyone before. that should be common courtesy
Hey wanna hear the story about the frogs
yeas :3
yes the fact that you have to sink into a country-sized pool of unreality is a bit of an issue
KATZE
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i go do work stuff for 15 minutes and now ici looks weird
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When I was a kid Iād collect peepers in a bucket and keep them in there for a while but my mom always made me let them go. One day I had the idea to build a house for them. I was like four so I did this by taking the peepers and putting a giant pile of sand over them. Dug them up the next day
do NOT like posts of me being gay
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Like this one?
I donāt believe you. And I donāt like you. Actually, thatās too mild a statement. I feel an innate resentment toward you
im trying to defeat the homophobia allegations
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