“This Way!” bitch you literally fell into an active construction zone
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This way!
No
I fuckin hate that all the pits in Splatoon are at different heights I have the perfect muscle memory for timing the “Ouch!” on Mahi-Mahi (because there’s a very short window where you can actually get it in, and that’s where I fall most) but on other maps the fall is longer than expected and I end up telling my teammates to jump into the void with me
i have the ability to make your hyperfixation tingle like you’d never believe
Do you know what Magic: The Gathering is?
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No ive never heard of it
Do you know what, like, i dunno, go fish is?
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Nope
Uhh, do you know what a card is
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Those things youre sent on your birthday? The ones you keep in a former candle box in your cabinet that you never open ?
Are you, like, aware of anything
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Absolutely not
May’s messing with you.
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What’s “messing with [someone]” I don’t understand that concept
mi sona
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Is a wolf, presumably?
I think I hate you now. Sorry May, we just have different zodiac signs.
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