Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

“iTs A sAnDwIcH” mfers after im done with them

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Oreos are blatantly sandwiches imo

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if my grandmother had wheels she would have been a bike

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genuinely Oreos don’t even seem ambiguous to me? Like, they are (a) filling encased in ~bread, (b) a food, (c) not blatantly some unholy abomination created to defy categorization

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i think bread should be more specific

I used to play dnd online with someone named oreocookie

we wouldn’t speak a word to each other but we were friends. we would cast Tar on each other and slide every night

i wonder what happened to them

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speaking of oreo cookies, i had oreo cereal today

any oreo cereal enjoyers

No there are no oreo cereal enjoyers

I feel a great distrust for people who buy brand name cereal

what do you enjoy? air?

There’s Oreo cereal

? wat

i looked it up online

not brand name cereal

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Yeah oreos are pretty mid tbh I just wanted something diff

you say that like there is no food other than brand name cereal

oreo cereal is like a sin above sins i remember wanting that soo much but it was more expensive than the other brand name cereal even. so i had to accept my crave (with a c)

do you eat brand cereals with milk or raw

i dont eat brand cereals

who eats cereal without milk??

i thought only high people do that