May being a raccoon explains so many things
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It’s like a wolf but smaller and shittier and better adapted to live in cities
coyote these nuts in your mouth
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And American
hazard what’s your opinion on drop bears
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Have you never heard of a coyote
They’re exclusively American animals I’m pretty sure
wait until you guys learn about scottish sea wolves
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osmosis surely should have made you know what it is by now
yeah but we know what kangaroos are but I don’t see any around
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they are a real issue and i hope the current goverment plans to exterminate them or move them to new zealand
just typing for the sake of typing at this point everyone else is doing it
theyre like wolves, but with no fur, and a fin
they make loud squealing noises like wolves though. and are smart like wolves
Taking the path I used while explaining Splatoon to a girl
no i know what they are but they just looked like wolves to me
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still mammals though. kind of like really small whales. or as we call them sea mammoths
I cant believe this is how you tell me youre breaking up with me
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[NOT FORESHADOWING]
^this one is maybe foreshadowing