Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

[May]

When did it kick out

[JakeTheWolfie]

when I lape’d

[JakeTheWolfie]

lape pi tenpo ale li moli

[May]

When I’m half-asleep I compulsively play Civilization in my head. Like, compulsively, it’s stressful and I’ll try to stop and I’ll go “this is not a real game of Civ I am mostly asleep I am not actually playing Civ” and it does not work I keep doing it. The autism grind never stops

[Italy]

may being a time traveler has already been an established lore piece

[May]

When was this established again

[JakeTheWolfie]

guys stop you’re mi pilin pakala’ing me

[Italy]

starcraft apparently

[May]

LOL get pilin pakala’d

[JakeTheWolfie]

mi pilin mama sina

[Magnus]

I am magnetic because it’s funny.

[May]

Ohhhh was it the thing where whenever I wake up it’s a time gacha, just some random day, I don’t experience time linearly, they’re all out of order

[May]

I forgot about that. It’s still true.

[May]

pilin pi mama sina, or is it a feeling that is Both mama-like and sina-like? Both concepts fascinate me

[JakeTheWolfie]

You’re not allowed to loredrop on yourself, that’s just not true.

You must first decree and bequeath this power unto another unsuspectiong soul, burdening them with power until they kill you off.

[May]

Yeah, come on, Magnus, have you no respect for the democratic process? Appoint a lorekeeper like the rest of us.

[JakeTheWolfie]

i feel like you are mother

[Magnus]

I’m a figment of my own imagination. I’m suffering about three different existential crises concurrently.

[JakeTheWolfie]

pro tip: annoy grammer nazis by always intentionally typing out the longform you’re when the appropriate word is your.

[May]

mi pilin mama sina, “I experience your parent-related feelings.” Empath orphan stealing the concept of having parents out of someone else’s mind