Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

speaking of its my bed time i have to wake up early for school

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I mean I used to beat the child allegations. I very much used to beat the child allegations

I choose not to beat them these days

you can CHOOSE?

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i want people to see and treat me as a 12 year old because frankly that is when my reading skills peaked. like you should for the sake of me understanding anything you said

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nice that you can read J***** U******** on your locker

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you do not beat the child accusations

at first i thought may was my age and i thought you were like 17

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There is almost always a way to do it but it might depend on your door design, ask your RA

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people might tell you things like “be sure to lock it for real if you’re actually going out so you stuff doesn’t get stolen” but I know the truth, which is that getting all your stuff stolen is nothing compared to being able to save like 30 seconds

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I taped a sticky note over the latch. Now I’m trying to rig it to lock again which I haven’t succeeded at

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More accurately I’m gonna set up a rubber band system to keep it closed while I’m like sleeping and shit

Idk if this will solve your problem in particular but I have a pouch thingy that goes around my neck where I keep my phone, wallet, all my random ID card type things, keys, etc.

and then I just wear it Literally Everywhere

so I have a single thing to remember rather than eight or whatever

(also I never take things out of the pouch unless I’m actively using them, at which point they immediately go back in)

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Arete Pouch Thingy

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omg aret is literally a kangaroo O_O

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aret vs hazard who would win in a boxing match?

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hazard not even close

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arete prob has longer arms since they are 5’11 and hazard is 5’7 (he’s shorter than me someone bully him)

and if im going from what hazard said (preference for flight over fight) then uh

i’d say arete but not like
high difference

I know he;s on the shorter side but idk how hazard is built so it’s hard to say without

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arete is genuinely a twig

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yeah but hazard has twig energy too

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