Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

I am like early 20’s btw

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y’all really going to both run away immediately before even throwing a punch

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cookie? where?

Its just not worth it man.

Everyone on this forum has absurd twink energy. You by proxy of not having said energy are able to fuck everyone up

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@Kanave

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god
yeah no that’s right

i just found this in my files

What is “twink” energy?

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yes

Follow up question why are people talking about me in fights

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I do have a secret weapon (high pain tolerance and no sense of self-preservation)

in elementary school we used to play this game where you would put your hands together and then take turns using your other hand to slap the other person’s together-hand and the first person to give up lost

and I won every time because my hand would be, like, red and raw, and the other person would be like “ok well I don’t want you to actually end up being seriously injured??”

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real & true

because I am running a fight club and I want to skew the odds in my favor

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imagine having twink energy

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You got it too. Just a wiry lil twerp who would be so easily flattened by an eighteen wheeler

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bad news

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this forum has the most bottom energy of any of the online spaces I frequent

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I think anyone would be easily flattened by an eighteen wheeler-truck.