Also valid I don’t read shit
Everyone saw me in the erist brace afterward and was like awww did I hurt your hand I’m so sorry and I was like No. I Did This To Myself cause it was just hitting the table not being myself hit and nobody believed me
I have to win!!! I didn’t even win cause there’s this one guy who’s unbeatable at the game genuinely everyone is always praying for his downfall but even WITH collusion against him nbodoy can beat him. Dozens have tried. Dozens have failed. I held my own against him in a 1v1 for fucking ever and then lost
I could not win any fight on fair mental ground I’m too smallweak but any fight where the other person has senses of honour or self preservation or restraint I think there’s a bit of a chance because I ONLY care about winning
when the setting has an almost always is the case type rule where it applies to everyone in the actual story but theoretically has implications where it doesn’t exist people will write their ocs as the sole exception to the rule because they do be loving that special quality of being unique and dynamic
it’s almost always some biological factor not one of ideology since ideology is excessively complicated
The one timr I’ve fought someone in my life the guy got really mad at me cause I bit him. Come on man you were throwing me on the ground effortlessly for like thirty minutes you can handle being bit.
“Oh but that carries risk of infection” I probably got a concussion and I enjoyed myself perfectly fine. He can fucking handle it
Just fucking running into people is a valid tactic that destroys everyone that is smaller than you that’s why I hit that proverbial griddy whenever I get into a hand to hand scuffle it worked in the tragic years of the covid epidemic where the light was gone replaced with the purest of cynicism. turns out being edgy as shit doesn’t protect you from getting bowled over by someone who’s much larger than you so my kill death ratio skyrocketed
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My pop-offs are so explosive that I single-handedly got smash melee banned from evo mainstage that one year
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I’ve told this story before. I tried running straight at him but he was much larger than me and would just catch me and toss me on the ground. So I tried again and again and again with the same result. Because being thrown on the ground is very fun and I enjoyed it
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Does not work as well when you are 5’4
The funny reality of being good at fighting is all the people who think they’re a god at it because they’re black belt in some martial discipline or some shit falter in the face of getting decked
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I gotta do my PT exercises so I can fight people
I need to fight more people it sounds enriching
If you ever want to fight hmu
I can and will only pick fights I obviously win
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You know I love losing
you know before talking to you extensively i would have thought it’s just you being a masochist but now I know that it’s just you defying common sense in your interests
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It’s like part actual masochism and part ADHD meaning that any extreme is more enjoyable than boredom. Pain is the Archetypical Bad Thing but it is still a stimulus and lack of stimulus is soooooo bad that I’d rather just do something that hurts
Forum mafia is so good at providing various stimuli it’s why I love it. Win or lose you feel strong emotion and that’s so much better than nothing. Postgames are literally the most exhilarating thing I remember every postgame so fondly
I cease existing under lacking stimulation so my life becomes nothing and I become nothing and time becomes nothing