Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

Oh also update on the lock someone scared the shit out of ne knocking on my window and yellingn HEY AC ISN’T ALLOWED (sounded like a kid’s voice, or teenager at least) and so I put the lock on my door back up. Because if someone tried to do that on my door and knocked too aggressively they’d notice it open

I literally have a fucking accommodation bitch fuck off

And like? A ton of the first floor rooms in this building are like. Rooms which legally have window AC units??? The hell does he think he’s doing. What are you. A cop

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I AM LIVID

Hi livid i’m hazard

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You are the definitive cause of suffering in our world

And i am fucking proud of it

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And also joy ^_^

I don’t believe you.

Why is that?

Because I don’t like you.

Actually, dislike is an understatement.
I abhor your presence.

And thats fine! You dont have to like me

Mods send this guy to hell forever

a conversation of all time

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was about to post the worst shitty gangster impression
it would have ruined the site singlehandedly

oh yeah absolutely

It really is

getting hit with the dad joke is like someone driving on the wrong side of the road directly at you

I’m confused, scared, and most importantly absolutely speeding up