Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

damn

what

What happened to the first banana?

Study of death

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ultimate diplomat

ah

They died (real)

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VOTE: May

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Ultimate Theoretical Financial Analyst

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ultimate insurance agent

Ultimate Auditor

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ultimate beguiler

ultimate jackal

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Ultimate Jackal

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FUCK

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Ultimate Minesweeper

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hee ha

you think they could be useful for exploring, but it turns out they’re just really good at the game minesweeper. they’ve never seen a real mine in their life

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Why are all the ultimates fucking children it’s such a stupid idea

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agreed