Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

He does the same with cereal. And shirts

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no females in my presence will talk to me like i am a normal person :-1:

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They discontinue everything he likes itā€™s a curse

Obsolete

Noone uses it after liquid soap and bodywash was invented

Older generations used bar soap because they didnt have those things

Its less hygienic especially when multiple ppl use it

thatā€™s an audacious claim i still have like 3 wrapped bricks in my bathroom

im pretty sure youre supposed to flush

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die

U just said u dont use it

Itā€™s there for archival purposes

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Shouldā€™ve used it as an opportunity to do hot girl shit- like crime!

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i will be typing a paragraph and will see a random post out of the corner of my eye and immediately delete everything ive written to say the most terrible thing ever spoken by a human being

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I cut it all and hold it on my clipboard while I make bad posts

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well if i used them they would be unwrapped

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thats what im supposed to do but in the moment, sometimes if I make the post the oppurtunity to post the paragraph will end. It is a choice and i always pick terrible

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they feel nice though they have a good texture and i like running my hand over the carvings and they smell nice and they fit snugly in my hand

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Post in a Discord server I was in used the phrase ā€œarchival-grade pasta sauceā€ once and itā€™s been stuck in my head since.

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i should be a soap critic do they make those

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i donā€™t have to actively choose because everything i post is terrible regardless

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The dog

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Why would the opportunity end do u care that much about what ppl are posting? I just post whenever i want

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