Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

[Insert encouraging post here]

like 6, 6’1?

I was like 90th percentile for height as a small child and then my parents tried to switch me to skim milk instead of whole and I fucking hated it so I stopped drinking milk altogether and I’ve been short ever since

2 Likes

wtf you’re not a short story at all

4 Likes

Ur a cockroach

1 Like

Unsquishable?

1 Like

my presence enables the people to unite together against a common enemy

3 Likes

the discord alt was the funniest but looking back making an alt and making friends like an actual person is kind of fucked

this is like opening one of those tiny books and realizing it’s 30 chapters in font size 4

GAWK

1 Like

3 Likes

Stop…. Stop saying thus

2 Likes

My dad is 6’1 and a cousin on my mom’s side was like a star basketball player and is 6’7 or whatever I had the potential

someone who had tos beef for me (they tried to cheat and I got them demoted from a tos discord server for it) would only interact with my through that alt when I hosted games

I feel bad :(

1 Like

I dont.

2 Likes

You’re british

1 Like

I wish I was small on the outside

1 Like

Omg who (doxx yourself for a mild fun fact that probably only I would know)

3 Likes

This is everything @Hazardwaste will be remembered for

How does it feel knowing uve reached ur peak and nobody cares about u anymore :smiling_imp:

1 Like