Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

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#29467

i recognise my college friend because she’s a vaporeon
thats pretty distinctive right

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#29468

id love having a demon to chill with all day honestly I could do it

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#29469

okay but what if you meet another vaporeon
what then huh

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#29470

okay but he will keep fucking asking for apples and if he’s caught eating it you are instantly found

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#29471

then ill look at facial features or something

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#29472

big L

#29473

They all have Stardew Valley-ass names

#29474

i wish i wasxa vaporeon

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#29475

I like apples too I cant hate the guy for that I respect it

Ill give him bad tasting apples tho like gala, to rid the world of them

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#29476

i think what i’d end up doing is that i’d kill in batches then “relinquish ownership of the notebook” for a few months before getting it back and entering some new stuff

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#29477

i want to be ocean doggy :)

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#29478

mo

#29479

im american so literally no one owuld ever find out who I am and if they ever came close I would immediatley know

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#29480

I’d probably try to ban myself from killing people. Set a rate limit on it like I do ice cream. “Okay you can only kill ONE guy every OTHER day” and then I break the rule again

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#29481

YOURE AMERICAN?

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#29482

also i wouldn’t just kill with heart attacks

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#29483

I kept thinking YBW was british

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#29484

???

is it not obvious??

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#29485

oh, what are you?

#29486

Sorry my American detector is broken

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