Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

Who’s the strongest ace attorney character

Me

Not in court just straight hands

cruella de vi— oh wait

Isn’t there that one guy from the past

You self-described as ‘gets shoved into a locker’
Cap

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Probably the phantom

Hey I’ve never been shoved in the locker I Hid in the locker to get out of gym class

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You shoved yourself

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Even worse

there is a man who got into a fight with the president’s entire team of bodyguards and walked away and this is a question

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remember how ace attorney investigations 1 had a character called deid mann. is that fucked up or what. you’ll never guess what happens to him

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missile the dog and its not close

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i choose to headcanon that he was an accident and his parents hated him, knowing that the ace attorney world is the epitome of nominative determinism

Ace Attorney is very funny because people love using the Ace Attorney maker thing to recreate conversations I’m in and every group has different strong opinions on what character I should be

Ok but
Uh
Bungee Gum possesses the properties of both rubber and gum

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i thought of sending this and seconds later you did. owned

can i hide in the locker to get out of gym class with you

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Hastily googling “most pathetic Ace Attorney character”

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Changing your name is optimal in ace attorney
No wonder the phantom was so powerful