Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

im wondering what the splatfest split will be on dark / milk / white
because from what i know about my acquaintances the consensus seems to be 90 / 10 / 0

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i should really finish xenoblade chronicles huh

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its like naming the splatfest teams good / mediocre / bad

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iā€™m choosing milk chocolate even though it means betraying dark chocolate just because Frye Deserves It and i donā€™t like playing by far the most popular option

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simp

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she hasnā€™t won a single one!!! shiver keeps getting the most popular options and Big Man, give Frye a win please

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and like is Big Man my best friend? absolutely but he doesnā€™t deserve to win everything

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She just won???

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ā€¦i may or may not have been paying much attention to splatoon 3 lately (<- dwarf fortress player)

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look i got serenaded by the siren song of Extremely Complicated Funny Little Guy game okay

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like i do still play regularly but only like, 10 or so matches on solo queue without paying much attention to my rank. whenever i boot up splatoon 3 i enter a fugue state and by the time i leave i am informed that i played 10 games with the E-Liter and Tri-Stringer and have inexplicably gotten #1 Turf Inker multiple times using those weapons

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the thing is that itā€™s not like iā€™m using those as turfing weapons! I donā€™t get how it happens i just seem to keep accidentally painting huge amounts with my warning shots

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i do really love playing backlines though. like the playstyle focused heavily around manipulating the position of your opponents pleases me. my favourite thing to do with e-liter is to shoot conspicuously above my target, forcing them to dodge into cover where iā€™ve already placed an ink mine. this isnā€™t even that good of a play in solo queue it relies on someone being there to punish itā€™s just so mean i love it

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So, good news. There was a losersā€™ bracket. We made it to the match for second, which was against a team called the ā€œAnti-Dualiesā€. They switched to quad dualies, we switched off dualies. We mightā€™ve lost, but I think we won the contest of ā€œfunniest teams on the streamā€.

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I was not prepared to play Hydra today let me tell you

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what

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hydra is the only backline i donā€™t know how to play. literally how do you play that thing without getting punished for your huge startup time

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Hydra is the only backline I know how to play. Iā€™ve tried out a few games on Literā€¦ not easy. Noooot easy.

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And saying I know how to play it is an exaggeration. I suppose I was technically confident enough in my play to take it into a tournament, but thatā€™sā€¦ a very generous way of stating it. It was for the LOLs. The LMAOs.

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yeah thatā€™s faiiir my brain just doesnā€™t gel with positioning and aiming a hydra in the way that it does liter. maybe its because i played ballpoint in splatoon 2 so those genes take over

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