im wondering what the splatfest split will be on dark / milk / white
because from what i know about my acquaintances the consensus seems to be 90 / 10 / 0
i should really finish xenoblade chronicles huh
its like naming the splatfest teams good / mediocre / bad
iām choosing milk chocolate even though it means betraying dark chocolate just because Frye Deserves It and i donāt like playing by far the most popular option
simp
she hasnāt won a single one!!! shiver keeps getting the most popular options and Big Man, give Frye a win please
and like is Big Man my best friend? absolutely but he doesnāt deserve to win everything
She just won???
ā¦i may or may not have been paying much attention to splatoon 3 lately (<- dwarf fortress player)
look i got serenaded by the siren song of Extremely Complicated Funny Little Guy game okay
like i do still play regularly but only like, 10 or so matches on solo queue without paying much attention to my rank. whenever i boot up splatoon 3 i enter a fugue state and by the time i leave i am informed that i played 10 games with the E-Liter and Tri-Stringer and have inexplicably gotten #1 Turf Inker multiple times using those weapons
the thing is that itās not like iām using those as turfing weapons! I donāt get how it happens i just seem to keep accidentally painting huge amounts with my warning shots
i do really love playing backlines though. like the playstyle focused heavily around manipulating the position of your opponents pleases me. my favourite thing to do with e-liter is to shoot conspicuously above my target, forcing them to dodge into cover where iāve already placed an ink mine. this isnāt even that good of a play in solo queue it relies on someone being there to punish itās just so mean i love it
So, good news. There was a losersā bracket. We made it to the match for second, which was against a team called the āAnti-Dualiesā. They switched to quad dualies, we switched off dualies. We mightāve lost, but I think we won the contest of āfunniest teams on the streamā.
I was not prepared to play Hydra today let me tell you
what
hydra is the only backline i donāt know how to play. literally how do you play that thing without getting punished for your huge startup time
Hydra is the only backline I know how to play. Iāve tried out a few games on Literā¦ not easy. Noooot easy.
And saying I know how to play it is an exaggeration. I suppose I was technically confident enough in my play to take it into a tournament, but thatāsā¦ a very generous way of stating it. It was for the LOLs. The LMAOs.
yeah thatās faiiir my brain just doesnāt gel with positioning and aiming a hydra in the way that it does liter. maybe its because i played ballpoint in splatoon 2 so those genes take over