Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

genes??? i mean muscle memory. please give ballpoint its beakons back pretty please it feels empty without it

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See, when I play Hydra, I black out, my Tetras genes take over, and then I wake up in the enemy base.

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i do think its funny that ballpont players are possibly the only splatoon players who got mad about getting Fizzy Bomb because they’d have preferred Beakons, even if that includes me

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I only died an average of eight times in those Hydra matches. Eight! That’s like, half what I usually do.

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Chat got to vote on the maps and they picked Mahi Mahi for the second match so we completed the Misery Prophecy and picked Tower. Other team ran quad Jr. Beautiful, beautiful times we live in.

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quadr jr. on tower control mahi-mahi sounds like a splatoon game written by Franz Kafka

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Ten of them (Big Bubblers) (It was a knockout they would’ve gotten way more if they had time)

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i think they should do an event where the only maps available to play on any mode for a week are splatoon 1 Moray Towers and Saltspray Rig, in order that we be sufficiently punished for our hubris and can get the good versions of Hammerhead and Mahi back

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please literally you barely changed Flounder and it’s the best map in the game you did not have to do that to the other good splatoon 1 maps you brought back

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update: the cookie is now covered in squid ink

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Give me the cookie

what the hell

have i finally snapped
am i about to wake up in a padded cell

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italy goes full joker mode

Unbased and Cringe. Blocked.

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They hate me for my onetrick swag

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I hate yyou because you dodgeroll off of the map instead of letting me splat you

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Moderators this clown is hacking my Splatoon account and spying on my matches

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i use splattershot :)

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I use Forge Pro,

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