yes this guy’s a massive nerd
but cheating in a sanctioned game of poker is fraud and considered a pretty big deal
dunking on your friends with every trick in the book is A-OK
Who wants to write “top 5 reasons why you SHOULD cheat at poker” with me
- money
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- Funny
- Funey
- Monny
- Mom
Your mother thinks I’m so good at poker. She does a little giggle and twirls her hair every time I win and she loses so much money every time we play but she doesn’t mind she keeps coming back
i would kick all of your asses at poker
i swear this is not me trying to bait prideful players into playing poker with me
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as a magician, all of my interactions with poker are focused on explaining and demonstrating in great detail why you should never play poker with me
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half the players on the forums either deal in occult or time related chicanery it’s not fair either way
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so this woman has never laughed
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happy Chervil Day
guy I learned about today:
tl;dr: while near a lake, he happened to see that a trolley had crashed into the lake. he decided to leap into the lake and pull out drowning people, saving several people’s lives, after which he developed serious medical complications that ended his athletic career
nine years later he was walking past a burning building, and ran inside to rescue people from the building, suffering severe burns
anyways this man is a hero and a model of ethics but also his life sounds like you took four different utilitarianism thought experiments and crashed them together
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Of course, do you think that megaphone in her hand is just for show?
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if FoL had a poker tournament it would be like the card games (or for some reason duel links absolutely trashing the legacy of yugioh) where every character has an ability that blatantly and radically cheats in various different ways but it’s okay because it just is
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all of that could have been avoided if he just pulled the lever
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her 
she’s so cute i wish i looked like her
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