Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

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#3822

In fifth grade someone told me I wouldn’t look good with glasses and I took it to heart

#3823

tries again

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#3824

Also there’s an insane piece of the back of my brain which considers failing an eye test “Failing A Test” and therefore something to be ashamed of. Which, again, is complete fucking nonsense, I would like to emphasize, and yet I listen to it

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#3825

That depends on the type of glasses you choose to wear. That’s like saying someone wouldn’t look good wearing a hat.

2 Likes
#3826

have you considered everyone else is failing it

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#3827

get mets glasses

3 Likes
#3828

you got an f in gender lol

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#3829

Were you invited to this wedding?

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#3830

do you have this for failing a drug test after being pulled over

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#3831

I’m being fucking bullied

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#3832

yeah. it was my wedding

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#3833

let’s play two truths and a lie

I’ve never done drugs
I’ve flown a kite
I was once high as a kite

2 Likes
#3834

obvious lie

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#3835

We gotta get you a kite to fly right now

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#3836

there’s kites for two dollars which is very cheap tbh

#3837

This could’ve been prevented with a dislike button

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#3838

two?!

#3839

at Walmart

#3840

i cost zero dollars and am very happy to be thrown into the air

2 Likes
#3841

you need to stop selling urself short