And this is why you’re a cat
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Dark Theme mutates into vaporwave
One sign you’re an adult is a compulsion to point out why the fantasy you might have enjoyed as a kid does not work in real life.
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Isn’t this an NPC by another name?
I just lost the game
libya just lost two and a half tons of uranium
happy Tuna Day to people in revolutionary France
happy Let’s Stab Julius Caesar Day to everyone else!! 
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Pretend this is Caesar Salad
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Damn, poker be wildin’
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Ides of March.
[pictured: A bottle of ranch with multiple stab wounds]
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Is that supposed to be in my imagination only?
happy Dandelion Day
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When I was a small child I wanted to have a garden, so I found a patch of grass, dug it out, picked some dandelions, and buried their stems in the dirt there. Now, your first thought might be “silly May, you need to dig up the roots to transplant flowers”, but not those dandelions. They were fuckin resilient. Grew roots right there. Gardening king
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whos up listening to the new 100 gecs album
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Fuck I should be listening to it
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huh?
Happy Wood Anemone day