actually i think itd need a straw to suck 
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Yes, arete, that is a flower. It is a floral design carved into wood.
Solution: Use their bones as a substitoothpick
Uncle, that’s what all coffee is!
May’s too towny to steal someone’s bones though.
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I personally like 90% sugar water
The world’s your sandwich
you’re this close to just outputting random nonsense
this is why they love me
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May turns into a sanwich over a somewhat long period of time (meat sammich)
Half n Half
sammivh ,
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Sounds like her problem. Maybe she should learn to rid the blood from her porcelain hands
Pro tip: Apply the gift wrap on the inside of the box to give the gift of everything except what’s inside.
i’m going to waterboard you
Make sure to use a mixture of half water and half koolaid
waterboarding isnt real. you just have to drink the water and boom, no torture.
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Common misconception. Stealing people’s bones is actually SUPER towny
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It’s actually common knowledge that wolves don’t have bones.
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Theyre fucking dogys, Magnus. They LOVE bones