Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

[JakeTheWolfie]

ilo olin pi toki pona

[Magnus]

sina jan soweli Keki o, jan Jaiden li pilin e ni: mi nasa

[May]

If you’re addressing Jake, you’ll want to say “jan soweli Keki o, [statement]”.

Don’t mind me. I’m just Magnus temporarily possessed by knowledge of toki pona grammar.

[Magnus]

@May

sina jan Magnus ala. sina toki ike.

This shocking plot twist was foreshadowed in the second episode, don’t worry

[May]

Our speaking styles basically only differ by the omission or inclusion of that last full stop.

[Magnus]

Sometimes I feel quirky and add on an emoticon or call someone by a silly nickname

[May]

That’s a more recent development. I think we both know why it’s come about.

[Jaiden]

:3

[Jaiden]

hey gayass

[Magnus]

Jaiden and I had a bizarre discussion a short bit ago. She said I was being ‘out of character’ or whatever. I told her to fight someone

[Jaiden]

you didn’t respond with “hey gayass”
now i KNOW you arent may. checkmate

[ElizaThePsycho (Willow)]

[Magnus]

I have literally never said this publicly. I have the search bar at my fingertips, I checked

[JakeTheWolfie]

Yaiden

[Jaiden]

i dont call you a gayass publically alot. i have however privately…
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47 times

[May]

Using my omnipresence, I can determine that May’s called you a gayass 45 times. She’s got to get those numbers up.

[Jaiden]

she should. youre right magnus

[JakeTheWolfie]

maygnus

[Jaiden]

sorry i actually said this at 3:22 58 minutes ago. gg

[Magnus]

Aw damn I’m sorry about forgetting our special nicknames for each other, I’ve just been too deeply concerned about my stolen passport to really flirt with you
Someone stole my passport, by the way. I think Magnus took it