Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

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#4403

I think I would know who the real May is. You haven’t even claimed to have read the guidelines smh

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#4404

I am a spanish speaker my status is in spanish

go away duplicate you absolute bafoon of an impersonator!

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#4405

I don’t speak the Spanish language. I’m not from any continent on this Earth, and if I was I would wholeheartedly deny it.

Real May would’ve said ‘impostor’, because I’m fond of silly bits

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#4406

You copied that and pasted it like an absolute girlboss

#4407

what is happening why is may speaking to themselves

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#4408

This is getting out of hand.

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#4409

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#4410

I put the thumb on the wrong side but we do not speak about that

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#4411

Checks out.

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#4412

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This one was popular with the Mays.

#4413

Keeping up with the johneses

#4414

I didn’t take my meds today
Now I’m going to die of hunger

#4415

Nice knowing you all

#4416

This is why you turn off your phone notifications at night

#4417

It’s morning and I’m at work

#4418

You’re seeing double.

#4419

It’s team rocket

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#4420

Today is Mayday and we are all doomed

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#4421

Doctor: You seem to have a serious case of Mayitis

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#4422

Are you sure you’re okay?