my current assumption is that they’re PMing each other what to say
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That wouldn’t work. May and I have very different schedules.
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they’re just decent at imitating each other
you can kinda tell in some of the posts though
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Which posts?
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I’ll give you precisely 1 guess, based on previous experience.
i don’t want to ruin the joke but ctrl+f “gayass”
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Deada$%
sina wile unpa e kala suli
@JakeTheWolfie I have gained access to May’s Splatoon account through illicit means and will be available to play the Splatfest for the rest of the day.
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happy Morel day
Problem: I’m at work
This is entirely believable, because I’ve been playing like someone who’s never touched a Splatoon game before.
sub power up?
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A greencheck increases your sub power, so says Splatoon. I wouldn’t know anything about that.
You look hella gay
I liek it
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customer service is bizarre
United was like ‘we’re all out of bin space, everyone needs to gate check their bag’ and I was like ‘are you going to lose my bag again’ and they were like ‘actually nvm we do have bin space’
???
I’m not complaining but I literally didn’t even ask for that 
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note: they would have lost bag
That’s against the guidelines, unless a moderator permits it. And, of course, there wouldn’t be a reason to switch accounts anyway
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This must mean you couldn’t find an example of myself acting out of character (sneaky)
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