Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

[Arctic]

excuse me I kissed the girlfriend I had for 2 weeks when i was 10 years old in the trees behind our school

[Marshal]

i kissed a girl on the bus once when I was like 7 i have been a certified incel ever since

[Arctic]

[ElizaThePsycho (Willow)]

y’know i thought they had an account here
one sec

[Arctic]

lore

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[ElizaThePsycho (Willow)]

they do not

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[ElizaThePsycho (Willow)]

i take great pride in the fact that I have not thought about her for at least a month

that’s all

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[ElizaThePsycho (Willow)]

a WHAT

[Litten]

an incel boyfriend

[Marshal]

i can fix him

[Arctic]

hi

[ElizaThePsycho (Willow)]

he stabbed you thirty eight times in the chest

[Arctic]

you look lonely
i can fix that

[Marshal]

arcy you would love femcel memes

[Arctic]

why do femcels and incels even exist? like just get a fellow incel partner lol ez

i might be able to actually laugh at femcel memes instead of relating tgough

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