Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

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#11226

for some reason i thought i got wish at 18

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#11227

i still can’t spectate the campaign and its sad

#11228

tl;dr we killed some mind flayers but the elder brain got away because unstoppable plane shifting

and then last session at the end my character used the wish spell to alter the past 6 years, losing the wish spell forever in the process

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#11229

nice

#11230

(note: under no fucking circumstances should you ever read ‘Home Stuck’. unless you want to, but don’t say I didn’t warn you)

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#11231

i have no idea what any of that is in context

#11232

Wish is the mightiest spell a mortal creature can cast. By simply speaking aloud, you can alter the very foundations of reality in accord with your desires.

The basic use of this spell is to duplicate any other spell of 8th level or lower. You don’t need to meet any requirements in that spell, including costly components. The spell simply takes effect. Alternatively, you can create one of the following effects of your choice.

• You create one object of up to 25,000 gp in value that isn’t a magic item. The object can be no more than 300 feet in any dimension, and it appears in an unoccupied space you can see on the ground.

• You allow up to twenty creatures that you can see to regain all hit points, and you end all effects on them described in the greater restoration spell.

• You grant up to ten creatures that you can see resistance to a damage type you choose.

• You grant up to ten creatures you can see immunity to a single spell or other magical effect for 8 hours. For instance, you could make yourself and all your companions immune to a lich’s life drain attack.

• You undo a single recent event by forcing a reroll of any roll made within the last round (including your last turn). Reality reshapes itself to accommodate the new result. For example, a wish spell could undo an opponent’s successful save, a foe’s critical hit, or a friend’s failed save. You can force the reroll to be made with advantage or disadvantage, and you can choose whether to use the reroll or the original roll.

You might be able to achieve something beyond the scope of the above examples. State your wish to the DM as precisely as possible. The DM has great latitude in ruling what occurs in such an instance, the greater the wish, the greater the likelihood that something goes wrong. This spell might simply fail, the effect you desire might only be partly achieved, or you might suffer some unforeseen consequence as a result of how you worded the wish. For example, wishing that a villain were dead might propel you forward in time to a period when that villain is no longer alive, effectively removing you from the game. Similarly, wishing for a legendary magic item or artifact might instantly transport you to the presence of the item’s current owner.

The stress of casting this spell to produce any effect other than duplicating another spell weakens you. After enduring that stress, each time you cast a spell until you finish a long rest, you take 1d10 necrotic damage per level of that spell. This damage can’t be reduced or prevented in any way. In addition, your Strength drops to 3, if it isn’t 3 or lower already, for 2d4 days. For each of those days that you spend resting and doing nothing more than light activity, your remaining recovery time decreases by 2 days. Finally, there is a 33 percent chance that you are unable to cast wish ever again if you suffer this stress.

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#11233

(the important bits of the spell are the last 2 paragraphs)

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#11234

the gist of wish is that you can do anything with it but it’s. you know, a wish. either there’s a huge cost or you get monkey’s paw’d.

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#11235

Not sure I want to read back what I confessed to earlier here

#11236

c’mon, all Marl’s doing is rewriting a decade of history, what’s the worst that can happen?

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#11237

: )

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#11238

me when i’m [insert historically relevant figure, typically a dictator, who rewrote some amount of their personal history in the public eye to make themselves look good here. like, uh, Joseph Stalin, sure, why not]

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#11239

image

CHAT

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#11240

CHAT

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#11241

you guys ever go back through ur tiktok liked posts on PC to find funny memes to save and realize that some of your friendships were always doomed to fail

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#11242

whjat

#11243

the posts i liked were like writings in the stars i just didnt know how to analyze them

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#11244
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#11245

Mountainous idea - “Watch your mouth” where it’s mountainous but everyone has a different post restriction

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