Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

Great Scott!
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Hypnotism would be great. I wonder how would the world be if somebody could truly swing a pendulumn in front of you and then they do what they say

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May, if Rita would have hypno powers on who would she use it on?

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I was going to say an ex husband, but I believe she initiated most of her divorces, usually because the husband was involved in some kind of sc*ence. Her kids, then, to make them Better Christians, probably.

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what the fuck is a rita

a se marita

Got them

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Rita Hamilton (née Murphy) is a Karen. She is known for her many divorces, love for Minions (but not as much as God), her vehicular manslaughter charge, and meatloaf recipe.

Backstory

Rita was born to Paul and Pauline (née Paulson) Murphy. She has had 5 ex-husbands. Her current husband is Jeffrey. She j

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Oh that actually linked

You can log into new york (hey cali said) You can log into new york (hey cali said) You can looog into neeew yooork
neeeew yoooork (neeeew yoooork)
boot search wide

Hamilton Alaska (Hamilton Alaska)

We’ll be waiting for the event (waaitiiing for the event)
You cannot escape, you cannot run and you can never re-la-a-a-x
Oh

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What is she trying to find in love

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No clue


I forgot about this

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keep your chin up high

have an awesome day :heart:

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happy Ryegrass Day

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its also cowboy day today :) give hugs to ur local cowboy/girl/them

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I suppose my initial response is “teleportation” because that would be brilliant, but in theory telekinesis can mimic every other power you can think of through the manipulation of base atoms.

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hold on you just asked this question to a forum with a lot of trans people and didn’t ban shapeshifting, the obvious correct answer

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my actual answer, for reference, is the ability to grant others power, and take power from those who do not deserve it

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