Baseball but everyone is a Private Investigator: "I’m on the case"ball
Baseball but it’s a lesser known crappy Disney channel show: Wizards of Waverly Placeball
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Speedreading the last 10000 posts in the cookie thread to gain all of fol’s knowledge in miliseconds (I now know everything about catboys and baseball)
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There’s been a few really tiny spiders in my house the last few days. Usually I’m not a big fan but they’re just so little and stupid they move around like they lost their friend at comicon and have no clue where they could be
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Hello todays Story what do you have for today’s story?
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It’s a story about the lost book of prophecies. This prophetic book was a mysterious tome full of stories of future events. I would tell you more but I have just realised that the spider post counts as a story I’ve met my quota sorry
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“Do you kill the spider or take it outside” I keep them as pets
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They’re allowed to hang out.
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If I don’t like a bug it dies though. I cannot be bothered. If someone else will kill it for me then I will have them do it but my “I have to do this thing” decision override works perfectly well for bugs as well as emails.
Shoutout to that time I was the only one in my English class willing to kill a bug everyone else was like cowering away from it for whatever reason I felt so powerful
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If somebody else will do a thing for me I will never do it. If there is nobody else to do a thing for me I will always do it. Phone calls. Killing bugs. Making dinner. I have ADHD. Obviously
Revoked
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He looks :(
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cat
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