Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

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#11926

you literalyl can

#11927

get him to the backline

#11928

ANOTHER FUCKIGN COMMS ERROR

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#11929

I was winning so hard

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#11930

coming to the realisation that those pawns can become literal horses, religious, royalty or a building on the whims of a higher power.

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#11931

The king is kindof awesome sheā€™s so pathetic and demandingā€¦ literally makes you put yourself in harmā€™s way for her when she canā€™t even move more than one squareā€¦

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#11932

have you seen that man lift in end games though?

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#11933

No I donā€™t play chess

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#11934

I need to fix my internet hold on

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#11935

The king may not be particularly mobile but heā€™s uniqueā€¦ the only one a pawn canā€™t becomeā€¦ and for that he is special

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#11936

in anti chess you can become the king

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#11937

pawn ā†’ knight (furry)
pawn ā†’ bishop (finds god)
pawn ā†’ rook (Spidey Super Stories #8 (Mets reference))
pawn ā†’ queen (fol member)

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#11938

can the pawn just deicde to stay a pawnā€¦ like bro lemme chill here

#11939

ive solved it. this is hwy in chess you cant become the king. there is no applicable reference

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#11940

pawn ā†’ king (king of the castle reference)

gotta expand ur horizons

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#11941

ok but in kotc the King is called the Monarch

#11942

image

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#11943

that game came out recently. chess came out in 2006. king of the hill

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#11944

did the chess devs not like king of the hill? that could explain why pawn cant become king

#11945

Chess already breaks my brain trying to factor in the explosions is killing me

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