Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

im not sure if im more disturbed by the fact that you were allegedly born in 2005 or the fact that if you were born in 2005 you’d be 17 or 18 right now

i hate the concept of time

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i refuse to believe it

wazza and eliza are permanently 14 and 12 respectively

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They hate me for my born in 2005 swa g

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is this real

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i’m turning 20 in about 2 months which is something I’m not thinking about

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I used to be able to say I was born in 2005 on forums in 2012 and everyone would completely lose their shit because I was 7 years old and I thought it was extremely funny. In hindsight they were probably right to do that because I was 7 years old

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this is almost a bigger bombshell than finding out leafia is 38

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you beat my record >:(

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To be fair I have very repeatedly said plenty of things that imply my age is anything but what it is. Especially the whole “having been online since 2008” thing. To be extra fair I also still very much act like a teenager so you all should’ve been able to figure that one out for yourselves

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I was parsing you as like 19ish

you have college student vibes

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Wazza :handshake: JackofHearts2005

2005

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that’s his birth date?

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That is the other thing that I’ve been saying that throws people off. I am a college student.

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it’s the year he graduated high school

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Like a college student college student or like dual enrollment

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thank fuck i couldnt have another bombshell rn

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Bit of both. I can’t take high school courses because of my illness - they start too early in the morning - so I just take everything at a college for high school credit. It’s why my sleep schedule can be so wretched.

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I’ve been taking the college courses since freshman year, but they only let me stop taking any high school ones this year. These days I wake up after I’dve already gotten home from that high school schedule. I really do need to fix that at some point.

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I’ve been playing Mario kart since (approximately) 2008

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My first Zelda game was The Minish Cap for the Nintendo DS. I was three years old when I played it, and I called it “the game that’s not tricky”. I found it very tricky.

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