Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

General
#1722

Atlas specified “know and love”, not “know and/or love”.

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#1723

literally 1987

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#1724

This site doesn’t have an introduction page, does it?

#1725

down with the patriarchy

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#1726

the old site did

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#1727

I have already introduced myself to your mother

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#1728

Your, as in yours? As in May’s mother, because from my first-person perspective I am an I, and not a you?

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#1729

Who. Are. You?

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#1730

Good p;ost I like it a lot it makes a lot of sense

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#1731

jeez if i have to try this hard to get magnus to fight me i think i’d win by default of them falling to the floor and dying the second they see me

what a waste of kool-aid

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Cookie Thread Act 4 (Act 5): The Fifth One
#1732

I think I could beat someone in a fight if they fell for the immediate ragdoll trick. Who among you would fall for the immediate ragdoll trick

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#1733

Magnus wears glasses it’d be hard to go for the eyes

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#1734

If you invited me to a fair fight, I would bring a knife and wouldn’t use it.
Most people run away when they see a knife.

#1735

me

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#1736

if you invited me to a fair fight i’d bring some sort of long weapon or my Almost Machete Knife i have

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#1737

“Some sort of long weapon”, huh

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#1738

To be fair, I also probably wouldn’t show up.
I don’t really have anything to prove.

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#1739

in retrospect this knife is just a really big knife

#1740

I’m trying to think of any way I could win a remotely even fight. There’s really not much. Maybe some of you with like, swords, given the fencing thing, but even then… swinging something, standing in a proper stance, all of that’s not going to work out. Can we pick an easier category. Anyone have something that I would win at

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#1741

Heart rate contest whoever has the higher heart rate WINS

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