happy Lungwort Day
is that the new boat racing video game
orange would only win in the day time
thatâs when his solar car has optimum hit-and-run potential
these are getting increasingly outlandish
is that a spell from that new hogwarts game
Itâs a new illness for Victorian orphan boys that I will be dying of shortly
Is may the new died from the plague meme
you either die from the plague or die from iciâs malpractice
Eliza finally beat Magnus on my Most Liked By. This is 1984. Itâs not a #MagnusSweep anymore
The one that I gave my most likes to is Magnus and Windy is second
Magnus used to be my Most Liked, Most Liked By, and Most Replied To. Not anymore. SAD
Eliza keeps liking my posts so my posts are mostly liked by her.
Sheâs just too heart-happy
Lizzy you legit liked my posts 500+ times and Magnus only 190
Not even a half
This reminds me of a time back in college when I got into a fight with my roommate. We were arguing intensely over something and I thought I should just leave so we could both get some time to cool off. Well, she wouldnât let me exit and was grabbing me and throwing stuff. ( Letâs just say she had anger issues )
Anyway, I was blocking her and kind of trying to restrain her but didnât want to do much more since I didnât want to hurt her. Eventually though I knew she wasnât going to let this go, so I just stopped resisting and let her dig her fingernails into my arms. I told her to just keep at it. When she saw how my arms were bleeding and how deeply sheâd pierced my skin (I had scars for a number of years after that), she broke down and started crying and apologizing. Then we had a heart-to-heart and made up.
Whysper
Oh my god
âWhysper I am so sorry f-f-f-4 for injuring you â
âNah, itâs okay, itâs just a casual thursday â
Are you still in contact with this person?
No, not really
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