Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

I followed u on tumblr like a few hours ago… hope that makes up for it

I lost 2 followers after the pawse this online stuff and get a real job post

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Yeah that’s when I noticed. Cause you following me did not Increase my follower count it in fact Decreased by one. Meaning two people unfollowed me. Or your blog is a negative follower

Here are the most recent posts on my blog. If you were 2 people which one would you unfollow me for

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Reblog enough of my posts and it will be many more negative followers

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Bet

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Nevermind I scrolled back far enough to see you’re a fan of doric columns. 2nd grade me is very upset with this and recommends I never speak to you again

2nd to last sounds like mike ehrmentraut

Also I saw the last one on my feed… I feel like I’m subscribed to the Maytreon getting the Maymes early

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I’m so doricpilled you have no idea

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I FORGOT ABOUT CLASH OF CLANS THEMED ICE CREAM STORE

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what the fuck did i just join in to

Clash of Clans chocolate
Clash of Clans vanilla
Clash of Clans strawberry
Clash of Clans cookie dough
Clash of Clans vanilla

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may erases the voices of caramel enjoyers

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It’s all vanilla again. This is my new decree when I am king

this doesnt help me

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when is the key word

Of course. Any day now

eventually. all you gotta do is kill a monarch

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how hard is that

It sounds pretty easy physically. Emotionally, I liked butterflies a lot as a kid, so I might struggle a bit, but my ambition will outweigh my guilt

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