Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

Hi chloe

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Mmmm eel musubi

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I have a video of you flossing somewhere on my computer

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WAIT no it was default dance

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I was gonna say

Shortnite ftw

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Chloe I met a blond mcr fan from Sacramento today

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Actually he moved to Florida a month before school so theoretically he coulda met both of the ze sisters

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Whats his name

What the heck im only just now putting together that ur the same age/grade as my little brother what the fuck

That feels weird in so many ways
Hes like… a toddler??? He like turned 14 just the other day i swear wtf where did the time go

I’m like 95% sure it’s Charlie but I’ve learned a lot of names today
Approximately like 5’6

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Ok i asked my brother if he has any friends who go to [college] and have blonde hair and he said “Noelle” and now i have teenage dirtbag stuck in my head

It’s like only kinda blonde

Either way

I’m just a teeeeenage diiiirtbag babeyyyy

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@Hazardwaste i dreamt that you are a professional starcraft 2 player and i was watching a video of u trying to walk across a few tiny steps, giving up towards the end, crying that you couldn’t climb the steps, and the video transformed into an ad for emotional support

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I… i honestly dont know what to think about this :sweat_smile:.

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Your motherfucking lives end 30 minutes from now

Their lives ended


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Well see at first I had a really high scoring, lucky hand laid out on the table, while being the dealer (which makes your hands extra points) And in a massive lead already. Very threatening. Hence the initial comment.

And then I won with that hand, sending the player across from me into the Negatives, which instantly ends the game. With me in very much first place. Their lives ended

i love it when may posts something like “I swear to god I am the coolest motherfucker on this planet” and the image is this

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Luck is a Sin