Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

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#18707

Team Joycat out here comparing IP addresses to see whose is the most kissable. You got nothing on us

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#18708

Gayass

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#18709

gayass

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#18710

My team just DESTROYS MY DIVORCE ATTORNEY BUSINESS

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#18711

YOU CAN’T KILL HIM I ONLY DO DIVORCES I CAN’T DEFEND YOU IN COURT JUST DIVORCE HIM SO I GET MY CUT

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#18712

Poll question from the birdsite:

Everyone responding to this poll chooses between a blue pill or red pill.

  • if > 50% of ppl choose blue pill, everyone lives
  • if not, red pills live and blue pills die

Which do you choose?

  • blue
  • red

0 voters

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#18713

Am I comprehending this question right it’s very late

#18714

i feel like this is a weird way of phrasing it both pills are the same its just who has the most votes lives

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#18715

youre right it is very late

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#18716

if blue gets the most votes everyone lives
if red gets the most votes red lives and blue dies

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#18717

Oh

#18718

wanna fight benguined

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#18719

i have trust issues

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#18720

youll have standing up issues in a minute

#18721

How painful is the death

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#18722

:3

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#18723

secret :3

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#18724

instant and painless, but don’t vote blue if the only reason you’re voting blue is because you want to instantly painlessly die

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#18725

Don’t you :3 me (<— Said something :3able)

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#18726

BORING