Cookie Thread Act 1: A Cookie in Time

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#19047

Is this you?

#19048

Youā€™re in charge of that

#19049

Iā€™m happy to be in charge.
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#19050

do banned users count

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#19051

Sure.

#19052

Fun May Lore: When I was a kid Ihad to do confession cause everyone has to do it once and I negotiated my penance with the priest

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#19053

spambot102 was pretty unlikable

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#19054

That was me.

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#19055

(Who is Spambot102? What happened to the previous 101 Spambots?)

#19056

same person as succdragon probably

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#19057

we had to do confession everry year in lower/middle school from 2nd grade. i remember making up stuff that sounded bad but what wasnā€™t actually the bad things I did because i felt less guilty confession to something equally-bad that I didnā€™t do than to something I did.

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#19058

Came upw ith the most surface-level sin to confess and then got mad when he suggested I be less selfish so I did a counter-offer for hte ā€œthing you have to do to make up for your sinā€. He accepted

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#19059

I just said whatever I thought would get me out of the interaction fastest. ā€œSometimes I say mean things to my sisterā€

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#19060

Have you tried not being a bad person wtf

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#19061

I have committed no sins in recent times.

#19062

Never

#19063

I have committed soooo many sins love to sin

#19064

May was homophobic earlier soā€¦

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#19065

And misogynistic

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#19066

I wonder what the priest would think if i just fucking traumadumped all the shit rattling around in my head during confession. all of my true evils.